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I guess everyone has heard about the BIGFOOT that two cops in Georgia found.
Well, it was a hoax and here's Steve Kulls Executive Director of Squatchdetective.com and Host of Squatchdetective Radio explaining how he uncovered the hoax.
These are just excerpts:
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On July 9th, 2008, Matthew Whitton and Ricky Dyer placed a video on Youtube making the claim they had recovered the body of a Bigfoot body.
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The afternoon of July 28th, 2008, Ricky Dyer asked if I would call him and after interviewing him using various forensic interviewing techniques, which I have been trained on, I could not get an accurate read on him as I was seeing deception on numerous things, but insisted he had a body in his possession. At one point he asked me who Tom Biscardi was. I immediately surmised however their motive was financial.
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On or about August 12th, 2008, Matthew Whitton and Ricky Dyer requested an undisclosed sum of money as an advance, expected from the marketing and promotion, and as a good faith gesture of the contract.
On August 14th, 2008, after signing a transfer receipt for the amount money requested and counting said money, Matthew Whitton and Ricky Dyer led the Searching for Bigfoot Team to a location and turned over a freezer with something appearing large, hairy, and frozen in ice.
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On August 16th, 2008 the freezer containing the alleged corpse arrived with the Searching For Bigfoot Team. I arrived on location at 6PM to provide initial verification examination, biohazard control and consult for security measures at the location.
On August 17th, 2008 Searching for Bigfoot Team Director of Field Operations, TJ Biscardi and myself, were up early to discover that some hair was now exposed. I extracted some from the alleged corpse and examined it and had some concerns. Bob Schmalzbach arrived and concurred. We burned said sample and said hair sample melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair.
At that time we contacted Mr. Biscardi who gave us permission to begin an expedited melting process. We set up a salamander heater to heat the freezer. Within one hour we were able to see the partially exposed head, as I was now able to touch it, I was able to feel that it seemed mostly firm, but unusually hollow in one small section. This was yet another ominous sign. Within the next hour of thaw, a break appeared up near the feet area. As the team and I began examining this area near the feet, I observed the foot which looked unnatural, reached in and confirmed it was a rubber foot.
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At this time the victim of this series of deceptions, Searching for Bigfoot, Inc., is seeking justice for themselves and for all the people who were deceived by this deception. Due to this event peoples lives have been disrupted and many people, so wanting vindication about there prior experiences were hurt. Let us all try to be mindful of such.
I got up early and went out onthe porch and loped my mule and blew into a ziplock sandwich baggie that I was going to put a lunch infor work but I remembered that I don't have a job. So I put the jizz baggie in my pocket. Then I got in my authentic life size exact replica of the 2002 Batmobile and drove into town. Once there I folded my carinto a picnic table complete with woodburning grill and put it in the city park. I then spent 2 hours and 20 minutes walking through the park meetingpeople. Before I would approach someone I would reach into my pocketand secretly get some gooey jizz on my hand and then reach out and shake their hand and tell them what agreat goddamn day it was. Later Icooked a sirloin on the grill andwent home. Now I see farm animals. Life is good.
Punk'd!
