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Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - TomFoolery - 10-13-2005

Congrats Ody, that's some good work.

On a side note related to Bill's comment, I think it would be $$$$ to bang a broad right after she gives birth--I'm talkin' about lubing up the cock while the head is pokin' out--just to see what it would be like. I doubt anyone I impregnate would go for that, but that won't prevent me from discussing it with her beforehand and then trying it when TF v2.0 is born.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - PurpleHaze - 10-13-2005

1. I'm 25
2. I've been arrested 3 times.
3. One of those times was before I was 18, so it doesn't really count.
4. I'm very impatient.
5. People get on my nerves easily.
6. I'm not a morning person.
6. Coors Light is my favorite beer.
7. I drink to excess too. (sup sandog)
8. I like vodka tonics and captain morgan's and diet 7-up.
9. I used to smoke weed, but quit when I got pregnant, and don't plan on starting back.
10. I'm 6 months pregnant with my 2nd girl.
11. I'm not sure if I'll have more children or not.
12. I have a horse. I fell off him and haven't gotten back on since.
13. I have a dog and a cat.
14. My favorite color is blue.
15. I'm lazy.
16. I have dyed/highlighted my hair blonde for as long as I can remember.
17. My brother just got back from Iraq.
18. I love the beach.
19. I don't cook much.
20. I cry very easily.
21. I don't get along with my dad.
22. I think shrooms are fun, but will probably never do them again.
23. I smoked cigarettes for 8 years and quit.
24. I have 4 tattoos, most hidden except for one.
25. I have been to AA.
26. Sometimes I feel guilty about a friend's death.
27. I hate to clean.
28. I love my birkenstocks.
29. I love my daughter more than anything in the world.
30. I've been in a few wrecks, none really serious, though.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - BIRD33 - 10-13-2005

1.Ive been to 6 Notre Dame football games.
2.Ive meet Dick Vitale twice at Notre Dame
3.I burnt down my neigbors car as a kid.
4.I have a dog that I got from the pound 3 years ago.
5.Ive been to Cameron Indoor Stadium.
6.I once told Stacey Augmon he'd look good in a Souix City Skyforce uniform.
7.Ive done every drug except heroin and crack once.
8.I dated Laci Petersons niece while she was missing.
9.I work for a family business.
10.My average golf score is about a 95 on a good course.
11.I like fishing, mostly freshwater.
12.Ive never been hunting.
13.Ive been a groomsmen or best man in 6 weddings.
14.I never went to college.
15.Im thinking of breaking up with my GF so I can get a hot asian I know.
16.Ive been thrown out of a strip club on Christmas day.
17.I often ponder what I would do without internet porn.
18.I used to sell t-shirts in spanish harlem.
19.I love AI.,I hate Chriss Weber.
20.Ive never had an STD.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Bill - 10-13-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Congrats Ody, that's some good work.

On a side note related to Bill's comment, I think it would be $$$$ to bang a broad right after she gives birth--I'm talkin' about lubing up the cock while the head is pokin' out--just to see what it would be like. I doubt anyone I impregnate would go for that, but that won't prevent me from discussing it with her beforehand and then trying it when TF v2.0 is born.

I'd pay you muchas $$$ if you could even get it up after watching a chick give birth...that's a downer viagra cann't even back up.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Odysseus - 10-13-2005

Bill Wrote:just don't watch that fucker come out......:blink: You'll never look at pussy the same way again...

Congrats though bro...VitE's right...there's nothing better in the world.
i have no intentions of watching it come out. i've got alittle problem when it come to blood.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - TomFoolery - 10-13-2005

Odysseus Wrote:i have no intentions of watching it come out. i've got alittle problem when it come to blood.

You've got to take the Foolery approach; just think of it as lube and go to town. Best sex you'll ever have.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Odysseus - 10-13-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:You've got to take the Foolery approach; just think of it as lube and go to town. Best sex you'll ever have.
i'll keep you in mind the next time

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Major Private - 10-13-2005

37 years old

20. Drink Grolsch beer when I rarely do drink

21. Do not hunt, but love to target shoot with my ludicrous amount of guns

22. Own a drag race Nostalgia Super stocker 65 Cuda
23. Ride dirt bikes and have since I was 6, raced Enduro semi pro for 3 years
24. Played guitar, bass, violin and trumpet, but have forgetten to fn much top play now

25. 5 years in SOCCOM, medical discharge for artificial ankle. Been shot, stabbed, shrapneled. Have PTSD cause of it

26. Lived in Thailand, Germany and Honduras

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - TomFoolery - 10-13-2005

1. I'm 26 years old
2. I've moved 7 times, but never out of the city I was born in.
3. Ran Track & Field at High School; triple jump, 4 x 100 relay, 200
4. I've turned down sex with a woman and banged her 30 lbs. later
5. Marcus Haislip (former Milwaukee Buck) greeted me with "Whusup, playa."
6. I made out with a chick that was fucking Ray Allen while she was seeing him.
7. I will challenge all competitors at NTN or Trivial Persuit and win.
8. I smoke a lot of weed.
9. I drink to get shitfaced.
10. I would turn down sex with Paris Hilton and then spit in her face.
11. The only drugs I've experimented with are weed and mushrooms.
12. I'll try anything stupid once, and I will almost never turn down a dare.
13. My favorite shirt is from 1987 and commemorates a Juan Nieves no-hitter.
14. I want to marry PurpleHaze.
15. I can unwrap a Starburst in my mouth in less than 10 seconds.
16. I ran out of Enzyte earlier this week and now I'm jonesin'.
17. I've had sex with the ex-girlfriend of three friends, all within 2 months of them breaking up.
18. I hate cleaning. I've been thinking of hiring a maid.
19. I've been skydiving twice and want to do it again.
20. My childhood idol was Barry Sanders.
21. I've never been hunting.
22. I will kick your ass at GoldenEye for N64. License to Kill, Pistols, first to 10 pts.
23. I want to have my first born son's middle name be "Danger".
24. The perfect meal for me is a Chipotle steak burrito with water and Fruit Creme Starbursts for dessert.
25. BIRD33 wants to tongue kiss me.
26. I've never had an STD. I get tested every year.
27. I'm a pretty decent singer.
28. I have great intuition; I know PBA and other not-so-funny motherfuckers will make cracks at my sex-related statements.
29. Newcastle Brown Ale is my favorite beer.
30. I am $$$$.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Shadrach - 10-13-2005

1. I am 36 years old but I think I'm still 18
2. I still get carded whe I buy beer.
3. I drink way more than I should.
4. I've been married only once and that's lasted over 10 years so far.
5. I always say I have 3 kids even though the oldest is a step child.
6. I like fire
7. I've lit over a half dozen fires which required intervention from the local fire dept.
8. I've cut off 3 of my fingertips in a snowblower.
9. I have an excellent memory
10. I've passed out in more bars than I can remember.
11. I have an excellent memory
12. I love smoking weed but somehow I feel as if I should quit.
13. I've tried opium, hash, lsd, shrooms, nitrous, freon, and tv tuner cleaner.
14. I make my own beer.
15. I'm a fucking kickass cook.
16. Music soothes my soul
17. I have a guitar but never really learned to play it
18. I will have sex with random strangers if the opportunity presents itself.
19. I have never contracted an STD
20. I have grown my own weed before.
21. I enjoy gardening and yard work.
22. I've been known to push the envelope.
23. I'm usually pretty good with money
24. I'm new to the internet
25. I don't smoke cigs and can be quite dickish to people that do so in my presence.
26. I'm a lazy slacker at work.
27. I would die for my kids.
28. I've owned and rode motorcycles for the past 20 years yet I never bought one new.
29. I had two mopeds back when mopeds were cool.
30. I frequently bite off more than I can chew.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - WoolyGoat - 10-13-2005

1. I am 25
2. I have lived in suburbs of Boston my entire life
3. HS class of '98, undergrad '02, MBA '07 (or thereabouts)
4. I live and die with Boston sports
5. I have Red Sox and BC Eagles (football) season tickets
6. I've played ice hockey since I was 5 years old (youth, high school, and men's leagues)
7. As a kid, I played baseball, soccer, and hockey
8. As an adult I play hockey and ultimate frisbee
9. Cam Neely was my childhood idol
10. I wear a David Ortiz jersey to every Red Sox game
11. I have Boston Bruins license plates on my car
12. I played the trumpet in my high school band
13. I didn't really start drinking heavily until I was in college
14. I was in the same (national) fraternity as George Bush (both of 'em)
15. I don't use any drugs
16. I took mushrooms when I was a freshman in college and sat in a laundry basket for 6 hours
17. I've been dating a hot asian broad for over 4 years
18. I plan on asking her to marry me in early '06
19. I've had a good friend date an ex-girlfriend, and I've dated an ex-girlfriend of a good friend
20. Only 2 ITers have seen a picture of me
21. I've never received any tit (or hook) shots
22. I have a younger sister who's getting married in January
23. My parents are still married, I talk to them all the time
24. I hate my job
25. The only countries I've been to are the US and Canada
26. My favorite beers are Newcastle (bottle) and Sam Adams (draught)
27. I think Fenway Park and The Boston Garden are/were two of the best places on earth
28. I enjoy playing darts, poker, and horeshoes with the guys
29. I've never cheated on a girl
30. I have to go to a meeting now so I'll do #30 later.


30. I've never had an STD

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Paddy - 10-13-2005

1. I was born in Dublin, Ireland on February 12th 1973, in the Rotunda hospital.
2. My fiancé is smarter than me.
3. My 2 FFL teams are undefeated so far this season
4. Graduated from Trinity College in 1995
5. Have been playing rugby for over 20 years.
6. Lived in London & Germany
7. Moved to the U.S. September 14th, 2000
8. Have no trolls
9. Smoked hash, never weed.
10. Banged 3 different sets of sisters
11. Often bored.
12. Would fight dirty.
13. I’ve drunk 14 pints of Guinness in one day long session
14. Am a city boy and detest the countryside
15. Never had an STD
16. Have 5 parakeets
17. Can’t play any musical instruments
18. Enjoy public speaking
19. Have little compassion for my fellow man
20. I’ve been knocked out twice
21. Mildly obsessive compulsive
22. Life of the party
23. Have never driven a car
24. Would like to bang my fiance’s mom
25. Caught a home run ball at Wrigley Field
26. Hate my job
27. Can fit my balled fist in my mouth
28. No tattoos
29. Am addicted to ChapStick
30. Have had sex on 4 continents

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - paybacksare - 10-13-2005

1. I'm 29 and the last 4 years of my life have seemed to fly by.
2. I graduated college in 98 and grad school in 2001.
3. I laugh at my own jokes all the time.
4. I love my two cats more than should probably be healthy.
5. I'm a huge softy. Any mean comment can make me instantaneously cry.
6. I don't have anything in common with any of my family members.
7. I love to write and would love to have something published, but I always put a lot of myself into my work, and it embarasses me to think of other people being to view my inner self.
8. I've been dead broke and also quite wealthy
9. I'm terrified that something will happen to wahoo and I'll be without him.
10. I like cleaning the bathroom, but can't stand taking out the trash.
11. I used to drink way too much in college, but for some reason have no real interest in alcohol anymore.
12. I have no real interest in sports, but love guys who do.
13. I had never posted on an internet forum before UJ
14. I'm not competitive at all.
15. I love going to the gym and wish I had time to be there 4 hours a day.
16. I kept a list of everyone I slept with.
17. I still sleep with the blanket that my parents brought me home from the hospital in.
18. I'm tall.
19. I played the piano for 8 years and now can barely remember how to read music.
20. I have a terrible singing voice, but whenever I'm alone I sing at the top of my lungs and pretend it sounds good.
21. I'm nosy. I love to know everything about everyone.
22. My keychain is a big (obviously fake) diamond ring.
23. I drink too much Diet Coke.
24. I don't cook enough, although I like it and am not terrible at it.
25. I hate the summer-time. I can't stand being too hot.
26. I was not attractive when I was 12.
27. If I could, I'd get a boob job and a nose job.
28. I'm rarely satisfied.
29. I'm basically blind. If I don't have my contacts in, I wouldn't be able to read this computer screen.
30. I always proclaim that I can't stand happy, cheesy, fairy-tale type movies because I don't think they're realistic; life doesn't work that way.
31. Secretly, I'm always wishing for the fairy-tale.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Paddy - 10-13-2005

I like this thread.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Major Private - 10-13-2005

Paddy Wrote:I like this thread.
2st it may be teh best thread on IT I have read in many moons

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Shadrach - 10-13-2005

Paddy Wrote:I like this thread.

How can you get away without ever driving a car?

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Paddy - 10-13-2005

Shadrach Wrote:How can you get away without ever driving a car?

Big cities = public transport

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - paybacksare - 10-13-2005

See, my list was so $$$ that no one wants to post a list after me....

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Anhil8tor - 10-13-2005

I'll do some more...

31. People from my area are referred to as coon-asses
32. I am a competitive drinker.. someone is gonna quit or get sick
33. My stupid human trick is that I can open a beer bottle with my forearm
34. I started dating my wife in highschool.. we have never broken up
35. I have a friend in canada that is a locomotive conducter.. sounds cool right? I don't think so because they don't get to wear those conductor hats anymore.

Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 10-13-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:35. I have a friend in canada that is a locomotive conducter.. sounds cool right? I don't think so because they don't get to wear those conductor hats anymore.

Does he get to pull the whistle? If so it is still semi-$$$$.