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asshat - 11-17-2004
.......this thread, you have to do it according to these instructions.
1. Every post that is divisible by 4 must be a question and an answer to the last question asked 4 posts before, except for the first 4th post, which would only be a question since there was no previous 4th question to answer.
2. Every post that is divisible by 3, but is not divisible by 4 must be a smack that is directed at the person that posted 3 posts prior unless that post was divisible by 4 and then you would go back 3 more posts to the previous 3 post smacker poster.
3. Every post that is divisible by 5, but is not divisible by 3 or by 4 must be gay oriented.
4. All other posts can be either in 733+ or whatever.
Got it? Okay.
In order to post in........ - ClayRock - 11-17-2004
Arby Wrote:.......this thread, you have to do it according to these instructions.
1. Every post that is divisible by 4 must be a question and an answer to the last question asked 4 posts before, except for the first 4th post, which would only be a question since there was no previous 4th question to answer.
2. Every post that is divisible by 3, but is not divisible by 4 must be a smack that is directed at the person that posted 3 posts prior unless that post was divisible by 4 and then you would go back 3 more posts to the previous 3 post smacker poster.
3. Every post that is divisible by 5, but is not divisible by 3 or by 4 must be gay oriented.
4. All other posts can be either in 733+ or whatever.
Got it? Okay.
you can't always predict what post you will be
In order to post in........ - VitaminE - 11-17-2004
I wouldn't post in this piece of shit if you held a gun to my nutsak!
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asshat - 11-17-2004
If you could be an astronaut would you do it?
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CT280 - 11-17-2004
i need to get my cock fix right now.
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asshat - 11-17-2004
VitaminE Wrote:I wouldn't post in this piece of shit if you held a gun to my nutsak!
I want to meet the fucking sharpshooter that can hit that bean bag.
In order to post in........ - PurpleHaze - 11-17-2004
This made my head hurt.
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asshat - 11-17-2004
Arby Wrote:If you could be an astronaut would you do it?
Hmm...good question. I think I would definitely have to ask a lot of questions, sort of like that girl did on Branson's show last night before she decided not to get in the barrel to go over the waterfall. You know, like how well was it built, that sort of thing.
If you had to pick between having really bad teeth and a finger that grows out of your arm which would you pick?
In order to post in........ - VitaminE - 11-17-2004
Arby Wrote:I want to meet the fucking sharpshooter that can hit that bean bag.
Stop by the red house painted green on your way to the corner store in the middle of the block.
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asshat - 11-17-2004
I like to get a raging hard on and then go stand at the urinal in a crowded bathroom and lean over to the guy next to me and say, "Hmm, this could take a while".
In order to post in........ - Jesse Antarctica - 11-17-2004
Squirels are furry animals
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asshat - 11-17-2004
Arby Wrote:Hmm...good question. I think I would definitely have to ask a lot of questions, sort of like that girl did on Branson's show last night before she decided not to get in the barrel to go over the waterfall. You know, like how well was it built, that sort of thing.
If you had to pick between having really bad teeth and a finger that grows out of your arm which would you pick?
Shit, that is a hard one. Okay, I would probably go with the finger growing out of my arm. I could always cut it off or hide it under a long sleeve shirt or something. Of course it would mess up me showing off my man breasts at the city pool in the summers, but I feel like I could think of something to do to disguise it.
Now, If you accidently got something embarassing stuck in your anus, like maybe a stapler or juice bottle or something, would you go to the hospital to get it out or would you call a friend?
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asshat - 11-17-2004
+|-|!$ +|-|r34|) r0[|<$
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asshat - 11-17-2004
:*>
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CT280 - 11-17-2004
Arby Wrote::*>
ass, where did you find the "i don't know what the fuck you're talking about" slimy?
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asshat - 11-17-2004
Arby Wrote:Shit, that is a hard one. Okay, I would probably go with the finger growing out of my arm. I could always cut it off or hide it under a long sleeve shirt or something. Of course it would mess up me showing off my man breasts at the city pool in the summers, but I feel like I could think of something to do to disguise it.
Now, If you accidently got something embarassing stuck in your anus, like maybe a stapler or juice bottle or something, would you go to the hospital to get it out or would you call a friend?
:lool: How do you come up with these? Well, I can't imagine that ever happening, getting stuck that is, but if it did I suppose I would go to the hospital. They seem to be pretty good at removing them without causing too much pain.
Now, if you ended up in jail and your cellmate was a huge guy that said he was going to kick the ever living shit out of you if you didn't suck his cock, what would you do?
In order to post in........ - fermundacheese - 11-17-2004
either in 733+ or whatever.
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asshat - 11-17-2004
Cameltoe280 Wrote:ass, where did you find the "i don't know what the fuck you're talking about" slimy?
That would be right next to the "kiss my ass and stay out of my thread" slimie, cock warmer. :joff:
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CT280 - 11-17-2004
Arby Wrote:That would be right next to the "kiss my ass and stay out of my thread" slimie, cock warmer. :joff:
i just destroyed your rep thing, fucjer
In order to post in........ - Jesse Antarctica - 11-17-2004
Cameltoe280 Wrote:ass, where did you find the "i don't know what the fuck you're talking about" slimy?
suppose that you're looking for this one : :joff: and :p
ok what do you do when your post (20) is divisible by 5 and 4, you wip your ass with some err accessory ?