World's Largest Vagina - Printable Version

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World's Largest Vagina - asshat - 12-16-2004

Most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in lengthâso large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health.

Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wideâthe normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.

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World's Largest Vagina - VitaminE - 12-16-2004

The hook would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

World's Largest Vagina - cLaY - 12-16-2004

<---this guys cock would go balls deep.

We need Nanner's hotdog quote right about now

World's Largest Vagina - fem - 12-16-2004

Wow. Very interesting story Arby.

World's Largest Vagina - WoolyGoat - 12-16-2004

jealous?

World's Largest Vagina - snarg - 12-16-2004

i think i just had an epiphany

Confused

narg:

World's Largest Vagina - fem - 12-16-2004

So what'd she do when she was on the rag. Shove a roll of toilet paper up there?

World's Largest Vagina - cLaY - 12-16-2004

fem Wrote:So what'd she do when she was on the rag. Shove a roll of toilet paper up there?

she probably had one of the townsmen walk around with a 5 gallon drum between her legs

World's Largest Vagina - SanDog - 12-16-2004

I thought Lynn Swann was the worlds biggest gash, right up until Pedro made that "Daddy" comment.

World's Largest Vagina - dezdrew - 12-16-2004

fem Wrote:So what'd she do when she was on the rag. Shove a roll of toilet paper up there?

see this would be an excellent job for a midget- the bucket thing is a great idea and because he (or she) would be carrying a heavy load he could just strap a bucket to his head and have plenty of clearance

-yet another reason why everyone should own a midget-

World's Largest Vagina - Jdub - 12-16-2004

cLaY Wrote:<---this guys cock would go balls deep.

We need Nanner's hotdog quote right about now

you be balls deep huh?

(Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!) :roll:

World's Largest Vagina - darkchyld - 12-16-2004

Arby Wrote:We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wideâthe normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.

Bet I could get a good echo out of that one :lool: