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Funny citations, part II - Jesse Antarctica - 03-07-2005

[Y]ou should write for the comprehension of the next programmer who looks at your code, keep it clean and sensible, and *not* play any obscure Jedi mind-tricks.
-- Anthony de Boer

If someone else can run arbitary code on your computer without your permission, it's not YOUR computer any more.
-- author unknown

Security and MicroSoft :
"Bringing the world to your desktop - and your desktop to the world" "The name doesn't go on until the insecurity goes in"
-- Peter Gutmann

I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
-- Ferenc Mantfeld

Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who its friends are. And sometimes even best friends have fights.

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