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Tom and Jerry - Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005

Fuck if I didn't always root for that goddamn cat, and the mouse always got away!
Natural fucking selection! Cats gets mouse. Cat mangles and kills mouse and leaves it on the doorstep as a gift to his owners.
My letters to Fred Quimby asking for an explanation remain unanswered.


Tom and Jerry - SanDog - 04-20-2005

Ball Handler Wrote:Fuck if I didn't always root for that goddamn cat, and the mouse always got away!
Natural fucking selection! Cats gets mouse. Cat mangles and kills mouse and leaves it on the doorstep as a gift to his owners.
My letters to Fred Quimby asking for an explanation remain unanswered.

I saved a mouse from drowning in my pool the other day. That little fukker put in about 5 good minutes treading water. When I pulled him to safety my wife said "You reminded me of David Hasselhoff". I said "too bad you ain't Carmen Electra".


Tom and Jerry - Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005

SanDog Wrote:I said "too bad you ain't Carmen Electra".
:loool:

I can understand a duck being outsmarted by a rabbit, but come on...


Tom and Jerry - Bill - 04-20-2005

Ball Handler Wrote:Fuck if I didn't always root for that goddamn cat, and the mouse always got away!
Natural fucking selection! Cats gets mouse. Cat mangles and kills mouse and leaves it on the doorstep as a gift to his owners.
My letters to Fred Quimby asking for an explanation remain unanswered.

did you know that Casey Kasem did the voice to shaggy from scooby doo?


Tom and Jerry - Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005

Bill Wrote:did you know that Casey Kasem did the voice to shaggy from scooby doo?
Ponderous, man... fucking PONDEROUS!!!

Yes, I did know that fact, in fact.


Tom and Jerry - Bill - 04-20-2005

he also did some of the voices in the Transformers tv show.


Tom and Jerry - Bill - 04-20-2005

Ball Handler Wrote:Ponderous, man... fucking PONDEROUS!!!

Yes, I did know that fact, in fact.

Rack your howard stern listening ass.


Tom and Jerry - Michman - 04-20-2005

SanDog Wrote:.... When I pulled him to safety my wife said "You reminded me of David Hasselhoff". I said "too bad you ain't Carmen Electra".

RACK.......so how was it sleeping in the dogs house?


Tom and Jerry - Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005

Michman Wrote:RACK.......so how was it sleeping in the dogs house?
He was cuddled up with the mouse.


Tom and Jerry - VitaminE - 04-20-2005

Anybody make drinks outta Tom and Jerry batter at Christmas time. If you're Jewish and offended by this. Eat a Kosher Cock!


Tom and Jerry - SanDog - 04-20-2005

Michman Wrote:RACK.......so how was it sleeping in the dogs house?

Nah, that is why she married me. She thinks I am funny. As long as I don't disrespect her in front of others, all is good. Sometimes I can't help it though. She throws these hanging curves that I cannot lay off.