David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers - Printable Version

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers - Anhil8tor - 04-29-2005

10) Have To Sit Upright While Driving.
9) Pistol Won't Stay Under Front Seat.
8) Engines Drown Out The Rap Music.
7) Pit Crew Can't Work On Car While Holding Up Pants At The Same Time.
6) They Keep Trying To Carjack Dale, Jr.
5) Police Cars On Track Interfere With Race.
4) No Passenger Seat For The Ho.
3) There Are No Sponsors For Cadillac.
2) Can't Wear Helmet Sideways.

And The Number 1 Reason Why Blacks Can't Be In Nascar:

1) When They Crash Their Car They Bail Out And Run.

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers - snarg - 04-30-2005

this feels like deja vu all over again

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers - Odysseus - 05-01-2005

yes it does

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers - Anhil8tor - 05-02-2005

get the fuck outta my thread you 2 faggots

(Not really you Ody )

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers - AssDragon - 05-03-2005

I'm thinkin' that ain't that funny.

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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers - Charon - 05-03-2005

Does that avatar dragon have an afro ?

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