Horoscope May 2nd 2005 - Printable Version

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Horoscope May 2nd 2005 - leucetios - 05-02-2005

[indent][b]Aries (March 21 - April 19) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Those spiders are growing larger around your house, and it's becoming more of a challenge to escape. You may want to consider acquiring a flame thrower. (Hint: illicit nuclear dump nearby.) [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Taurus (April 20 - May 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You will dream about arrows without points, tonight, and it will have a deeply spiritual significance for you. You won't know what to make of the episode with the lime jello, though. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Gemini (May 21 - June 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today, someone named "Svlad" will appear at your door, carrying a large inflatable penguin and a bag of pistachio nuts. Despite your better judgement, you will let him in. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Cancer (June 21 - July 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today's a good day for original thinking and bursts of creativity. Also, not a good day to wear flammable clothing. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Leo (July 23 - August 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You will hear a mysterious "whapping" sound as you are passing by a church today. Curiosity will get the better of you, and you will peek inside. To your relief you will discover it's only the nuns, playing a quick game of dodge-ball. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Virgo (August 23 - September 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]A hexapod robot will run away from its laboratory today, change its name to "Bob", and take up residence with you. Eventually, you'll become best friends. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Libra (September 22 - October 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Benjamin Franklin said: "If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." You're not sure this is an accurate indicator of the value of things, however. At least not after having tried to borrow a toothbrush... [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today you will find the word "impecunious" popping unbidden into your mind, at regular intervals. Eventually, you'll go look it up in the dictionary. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today you'll have one of those baffling moments when you're sure you spelled a word correctly, but your spelling checker will still complain. Ask someone nearby how they spell it. They'll spell it the same way you do, much to your rolaids. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You will spend a lot of time contemplating four-dimensional space. Unfortunately, you'll keep getting distracted by things popping into non-existance around you. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Excellent day to make odd hand gestures at people you don't know. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Pisces (February 19 - March 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Vlad The Impaler continues to come up in casual conversation. You might want to consider wearing a silver cross, despite your theological leanings. [/indent][/indent]

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