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Dear Tide, - Fairiedust - 05-05-2005



Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since

the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled

some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my

drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her

blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just

wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid

Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!

They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank

you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

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Dear Tide, - Odysseus - 05-05-2005

is that your letter to tide?

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Dear Tide, - Fairiedust - 05-05-2005

Odysseus Wrote:is that your letter to tide?

why you looking for an arguement?

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Dear Tide, - Michman - 05-05-2005

cratch: I havent seen E-judge around today....hummmm

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Dear Tide, - Odysseus - 05-05-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:why you looking for an arguement?

:bn_ph34r:

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Dear Tide, - ntype - 05-05-2005

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Dear Tide, - Charon - 05-05-2005

Hey this abuse......your looking for an arguement , down the hall to the right.

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Dear Tide, - Fairiedust - 05-05-2005

E-Judge Wrote:Hey this abuse......your looking for an arguement , down the hall to the right.

Well i came here for an arguement!

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Dear Tide, - Michman - 05-05-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:Well i came here for an arguement!

Will there be sex after the argument? If so IN"

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Dear Tide, - Fairiedust - 05-05-2005

Monty Python-



Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.

It's a joke son...get it....?

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Dear Tide, - Michman - 05-05-2005

cratch: so is that a yes?

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Dear Tide, - Fairiedust - 05-05-2005

Michman Wrote:cratch: so is that a yes?

so your volunteering...? we have to argue first..

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Dear Tide, - Michman - 05-05-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:so your volunteering...? we have to argue first..

Hey Bitch.....I'm done...Sex now?

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Dear Tide, - Fairiedust - 05-05-2005

Michman Wrote:Hey Bitch.....I'm done...Sex now?

Honey i know you didn't just call me that, that won't get you in an arguement, that'll get you knocked down to your knees....and you won't want anything but an ice pack...

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Dear Tide, - Michman - 05-05-2005

Michman Wrote:Hey Slut.....I'm done...Sex now?

FTFY that better?

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