Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Prom Date - Printable Version

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Prom Date - Odysseus - 06-10-2005

10. "Wow, 9 months from tonight we'll be parents!"

9. "You're even prettier than you are in your bedroom window."

8. "Is that cologne or beef gravy?"

7. "You're not a cop, are you?"

6. "Instead of a tuxedo, I decided to wear my Obi-Wan Kenobi costume."

5. "Here's our limousine..ignore the Domino's logo."

4. "Which Debby Boone song is your favorite?"

3. "Good news! I found your finger in the punch bowl."

2. "Would you like to come in and meet my father, North Korean madman Kim Jong Il?"

1. "How cute! We're wearing the same dress!"

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