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Getting Lucky? - Anhil8tor - 06-13-2005

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live alone
by the railway.
We! ll, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!
We made love all night, in the bedroom, living room, kitchen, the bathroom, all over the house.
We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, like doggies, every position imaginable!"

Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky b@stard. Was she pretty?"


"Don' t know... I never found the head!

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Getting Lucky? - Fairiedust - 06-13-2005

that's not right......:eek:

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Getting Lucky? - Blueeyedwoman - 06-14-2005

Sick. We don't need that.

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Getting Lucky? - Anhil8tor - 06-14-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Sick. We don't need that.

thanks hun

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Getting Lucky? - Odysseus - 06-14-2005

i laffed

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