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Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - TomFoolery - 06-15-2005
That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.
So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - minorthreat - 06-15-2005
Nice work Will.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - TomFoolery - 06-15-2005
minorthreat Wrote:Nice work Will.
This movie is four fuckin' stars, no doubt.
Will: It would have been nice to see the game though...
Sean: I didn't know Pudge was going to hit a homer.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - ntype - 06-15-2005
The reason of State knows reasons which the reason does not know. Thinking too much may cause you to lose your reason.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - minorthreat - 06-15-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:This movie is four fuckin' stars, no doubt.
Will: It would have been nice to see the game though...
Sean: I didn't know Pudge was going to hit a homer.
Yeah, it is good.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - TomFoolery - 06-15-2005
minorthreat Wrote:Yeah, it is good.
Fuck you and that talk! It is great!
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - cLaY - 06-15-2005
i've seen this, but i can't put my finger on the name.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - minorthreat - 06-15-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:Fuck you and that talk! It is great!
You're just in love with Affleck.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - cLaY - 06-15-2005
nevermind
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - TomFoolery - 06-15-2005
minorthreat Wrote:You're just in love with Affleck.
I guess if it came down to it, I'd bang Ben Affleck.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - snarg - 06-15-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:I guess if it came down to it, I'd rather bang Ben Affleck than JLo
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Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - cLaY - 06-15-2005
Matt is better. He has purdy lips.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - VitaminE - 06-15-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:I guess if it came down to it, I'd bang Ben Affleck.
You've banged so many chicks that can grow a beard it wouldn't be much of a stretch to bang a dude that can't.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - TomFoolery - 06-15-2005
Fuck you guys for not picking up the Chappelle's Show reference (think of the stenographer bit).
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - cLaY - 06-15-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:Fuck you guys for not picking up the Chappelle's Show reference (think of the stenographer bit).
I'm tired of thinking, the Ownster crew is wearing me out.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - VitaminE - 06-15-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:Fuck you guys for not picking up the Chappelle's Show reference (think of the stenographer bit).
I don't get the Spice networks.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - TomFoolery - 06-15-2005
cLaY Wrote:I'm tired of thinking, the Ownster crew is wearing me out.
'Bode
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - SanDog - 06-15-2005
Top 10. No shit.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - Charon - 06-16-2005
Treehugger ! Nah I feel it bro.
Why Shouldn't I Work For The N.S.A.? - Banana - 06-16-2005
I own this movie. It's $$$$. Except Damon looks special needs in it. In the bad way.