Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car

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Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Odysseus - 07-06-2005

Believe it or not, I have had my fair share of experiences with this situation. However, I have had many, many problems getting down in such a small, cramped place and I figure I should do something good for once and let you guys learn from my mistakes. So, here it goes.

1. Pick a secluded spot. This may seem pretty obvious, but you have to remember that even if there is one person around, it will kill any chances you have of getting her pants off. For some reason, most girls are shy about getting it on in front of strangers ... crazy bitches.

2. Throw your clothes in the front seat. When you're in such a dark, cramped place, you are going to want them to be away from where the bodily fluids are going to be. Just trust me on this one.

3. Leather DOES NOT equal better. You know how when you get hot and sweaty, your body tends to stick to leather and you have to forcefully rip your body off of it? Yeah, well, just remember that balls get sweaty too and ripping those off of leather does not feel very good.

4. Bring a cum rag. You're going to need to clean up afterward even though they may never show that part in James Bond movies. A cum rag is important because if you don't have one, the only thing to use is your sock, and you don't want to forget about that when you are getting dressed ... which brings me to my next point ...

5. Don't get your cum rag mixed up with your oil rag. This one is pretty self-explanatory.

6. Don't even bother trying to get your pants back on. It is virtually impossible to get your jeans on when you have two feet of leg room. The only other option would be to turn sideways and get them on like that, but you have a high risk of kicking the girl in the face ... even though that would be pretty funny, she probably wont go out with you again after that.

7. Avoid it at all costs! I know you just might be really horny. I know you may be with a really hot girl (just kidding). Just take my advice and avoid it because sex is not worth the trouble of getting your penis crushed in the back of your mom's compact VW.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Anhil8tor - 07-06-2005

I call bullshit...

no way oody is layin pipe in the backseat of his hatchback

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Odysseus - 07-06-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:I call bullshit...

no way oody is layin pipe in the backseat of his hatchback

that's why you open it up. plus not being that tall helps out alot.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Bill - 07-06-2005

I blew off thanksgiving diner once to go for a "ride".....hey I way 17 I didn't want to be there to begin and let me tell ya I think a VW bug has more leg room than a 68 mustang.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Chubs - 07-06-2005

Ody's got this confused with "How to bone a trucker in the back of his rig"

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Swits - 07-06-2005

If you got a hatchback just do it in the front passenger seat with the girl on top Smile

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-06-2005

Its funny how you used a "girl" in your story about that. Thanks, I know that was hard for you to write.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Bill - 07-06-2005

Swits Wrote:If you got a hatchback just do it in the front passenger seat with the girl on top

ta hell with that...get the hood all warm and just do it there.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Swits - 07-06-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Its funny how you used a "girl" in your story about that. Thanks, I know that was hard for you to write.

I'm the girl you fucknut.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-06-2005

Swits Wrote:I'm the girl you fucknut.

Oh. Okay. :roll:

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Swits - 07-06-2005

Bill Wrote:ta hell with that...get the hood all warm and just do it there.

Doesn't work if you're very "vocal" and it's late at night though

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - SanDog - 07-06-2005

My first time was in the back of a 69 VW Bug. I have been caught 3 times by the police, each and every time they have stared through the window first.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Bill - 07-06-2005

Swits Wrote:Doesn't work if you're very "vocal" and it's late at night though

To hell with everyone else is my moto!

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Swits - 07-06-2005

SanDog Wrote:My first time was in the back of a 69 VW Bug. I have been caught 3 times by the police, each and every time they have stared through the window first.

I think that's cause you didn't stop after you saw them Wink

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Swits - 07-06-2005

Bill Wrote:To hell with everyone else is my moto!

Same here. You'd have to gag me to keep me quiet, so I stopped caring.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Bill - 07-06-2005

Swits Wrote:Same here. You'd have to gag me to keep me quiet, so I stopped caring.

I think I :wub: you...

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - SanDog - 07-06-2005

Swits Wrote:I think that's cause you didn't stop after you saw them

Oddly everytime they drove up with the lights off. I once backed into cop in the middle of an empty parking lot because he had driven up behind me with his lights off. He let me go with no ticket after I asked him to call his supervisor so we could discuss his peeping Tom ways.
My old man had a fit. He took me to the station the next day and read the riot act to the Sargeant. They sent me a check for $110 to pay for my busted tail light.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Swits - 07-06-2005

Bill Wrote:I think I :wub: you...

my male neighbors do too Wink

I always get the weirdest smiles from the guy next door after a hearty fuck session, hahaha

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - VitaminE - 07-06-2005

Switzy's new av, makes me chub.

Tips for getting it on in the back seat of a car - Bill - 07-06-2005

me imagining her screaming to give it to her harder does more for me....