Dropkick Murphy's - leucetios - 07-06-2005
I love the Irish
Quote: Well, I stumble in at 2AM,
All drunk and full'a smoke.
My wife said, "I have had enough, that's it,
I'm sick, get out!"
So I stumble down to Kelly's Pub,
Across the edge'a town.
I told the boys me story,
And we had another round!
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!
And if I see a pretty girl, I'll sleep with her tonight,
Yes, We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!
And Mary McGregger,
Well she was a pretty whore.
She'd always greet you with a smile,
And never locked her door.
And on the day she died,
All the men in town did weep,
For Mary McGregger
Finally got some sleep!
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight! (Hey)
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight! (Hey)
And if I see a pretty girl, I'll sleep with her tonight,
Yes, We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!
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cLaY - 07-06-2005
I like House of Pain more...
sin,
no
Dropkick Murphy's - leucetios - 07-06-2005
cLaY Wrote:I like House of Pain more...
sin,
no
you mean those Insane in the membrane guys? They sucked ><
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cLaY - 07-06-2005
leucetios Wrote:you mean those Insane in the membrane guys? They sucked ><
that's Cypress Hill, they're not Irish
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-06-2005
Dropkick Murphy's - Bill - 07-06-2005
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic,
and so was his schlong from city to city running around looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
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Odysseus - 07-06-2005
Dropkick Murphy's - leucetios - 07-06-2005
cLaY Wrote:that's Cypress Hill, they're not Irish
oops :$ So who is house of pain?
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SanDog - 07-06-2005
They did that Jump song.
Dropkick Murphy's - leucetios - 07-06-2005
SanDog Wrote:They did that Jump song.
I thought that was Van Halen
kidding :fuckYou: I know who you mean now
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SanDog - 07-06-2005
leucetios Wrote:I thought that was Van Halen
kidding :fuckYou: I know who you mean now 
At least you did not go with Kris Kross.