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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
Do you remember the first time you went down on a chick? I do, I almost gagged. I was pretty drunk and stuff.
Now I love it. I put on a bib and it's party time. My face looks like I have been eating watermelon with no hands.
Doods! - Blueeyedwoman - 07-14-2005
Are you fucking drunk right now?
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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Are you fucking drunk right now?
No...why?
Doods! - VitaminE - 07-14-2005
Stick up!!
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TomFoolery - 07-14-2005
I went down on a girl for the first time after a 'The Cure' concert. We were on her dad's couch while he was sleeping in the room next door. I saw him sitting in the spot where his daughter's moist cooch was dripping less than 8 hours later, and I laughed at him.
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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:I went down on a girl for the first time after a 'The Cure' concert. We were on her dad's couch while he was sleeping in the room next door. I saw him sitting in the spot where his daughter's moist cooch was dripping less than 8 hours later, and I laughed at him.
Rack! There is nothing more fun!!! I give it a 10 out of 10, Hubert!
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cLaY - 07-14-2005
i just remember not really knowing what the clitoris was all about...so i just jabbed my tongue in and out of her slit and licked that shit non-stop. i also remember not being able to talk the next day because my tongue was cramped up.
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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
cLaY Wrote:i just remember not really knowing what the clitoris was all about...so i just jabbed my tongue in and out of her slit and licked that shit non-stop. i also remember not being able to talk the next day because my tongue was cramped up.
Great story! I just lick the whole thing. I do it for like 30 min. cause I love it, Todd!
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cLaY - 07-14-2005
minorthreat Wrote:Great story! I just lick the whole thing. I do it for like 30 min. cause I love it, Todd!
YOU ARE FUCKING HARDCORE!
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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
cLaY Wrote:YOU ARE FUCKING HARDCORE!
Thanks Ripper!
Doods! - Blueeyedwoman - 07-14-2005
Can we talk about something else? You boys are making me all squirmy.
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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Can we talk about something else? You boys are making me all squirmy.
Translation: She has hit Stage 1.
Doods! - Blueeyedwoman - 07-14-2005
minorthreat Wrote:Translation: She has hit Stage 1.
:blink:
oops
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Belle - 07-14-2005
minorthreat Wrote:Do you remember the first time you went down on a chick? I do, I almost gagged.
I fucking told you to let me take a shower first, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
TammyC Wrote:I fucking told you to let me take a shower first, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just vomitted a bit.
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cLaY - 07-14-2005
I bet TammyC smells like grease and clam juice
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Belle - 07-14-2005
cLaY Wrote:I bet TammyC smells like grease and clam juice
i remember the days when i used to like you...
I smell like lard and sardines, btw.
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minorthreat - 07-14-2005
cLaY Wrote:I bet TammyC smells like grease and clam juice
Elbow grease.
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cLaY - 07-14-2005
TammyC Wrote:i remember the days when i used to like you...
I smell like lard and sardines, btw.
lard doesn't have a smell silly...
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Belle - 07-14-2005
cLaY Wrote:lard doesn't have a smell silly...
:mellow:
oh.
in that case, i smell like lard.