you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - Printable Version

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - ntype - 09-06-2005

damn it's even funnier than monkey jokes.

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - leucetios - 09-06-2005

i know a monkey joke

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - leucetios - 09-06-2005

i had to look it up, cause I am too lazy to type it:

Quote:A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! What are you doing?”

The monkey says; “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded
friend!”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another
joint.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry, and that he’s going to get a
drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls in.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to
the side. He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!”

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,
smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth
got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from
the river, he fell in.

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the
jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says: “Hey, MONKEY!”

The Monkey looks down and says “ DUDE!...... how much water did you
drink...?!”

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - ntype - 09-06-2005

leucetios Wrote:i had to look it up, cause I am too lazy to type it:

:lool: :lool:

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - Fairiedust - 09-06-2005

:lool: :lool: :lool: oh thank you i needed that...

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - ntype - 09-06-2005

Fairiedust Wrote::lool: :lool: :lool: oh thank you i needed that...

ah those compulsive slimey poster ...

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - leucetios - 09-06-2005

ntype Wrote:ah those compulsive slimey poster ...

:fuckYou:

I heart slimey posters :wub:

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - Jdub - 09-06-2005

leucetios Wrote::fuckYou:

I heart slimey posters and guys who use white space :wub:

cratch:

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - ntype - 09-06-2005

leucetios Wrote::fuckYou:

I heart slimey posters :wub:

I'm still waiting for my slimey so go play in canal street with steacks attached to your legs.

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - leucetios - 09-06-2005

you win :$

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - Fairiedust - 09-06-2005

leucetios Wrote::fuckYou:

I heart slimey posters :wub:

:$

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you better post or I continue with the gator jokes - ntype - 09-06-2005

Fairiedust Wrote::$

<- joshua is playing with the sheeps with the sheeps..joshua likes the sheeps

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