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haircut time - snarg - 09-17-2005

so i'm here in the slums of philly and i need a haircut
i drove around a while and finally gave up
lo and behold, there is a "salon" across the street from where i live

i walk in and there is a chinese (?) couple cutting hair
along with 3 or four ghetto kids of african-american persuasion
the buzzing is pretty intense, i am wondering if they even own any scissors

but i really need a haircut
then i see something that really scares the shit out of me:

HAIRCUT.......$5.00
PLEASE BUY TICKET BEFORE CUT

holy shit!!!!!!!
this is cheaper than a cut in mexico at a questionable place
but like i say, i really just need a haircut

so i sit down and the lady begins with the trimmer (ugh)
i try to banter with her, but it is clear she speaks not a word of english
the guy (her hubby?) has a big smile on his face as she toils away
she did not have much touch, but she did break out the scissors and gave me a decent cut
especially considering the price
i gave her a two dollar tip (sup haze?)

to be honest, she followed my directions better than most of the cutters who speak english
i am afraid to go back, though, for fear of disease
the palce was not what you would call clean (sup, toe?)

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