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i'm thinking about buying... - cLaY - 10-24-2005

...the wife a vibrator for me to use on her. if she's not down i'll probably use it on myself to massage my testicles and prostate. question...how might i best approach the prude bitch who is my wife on the subject of using a sex toy on her. serious responses only.

i'm thinking about buying... - Bill - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:...the wife a vibrator for me to use on her. if she's not down i'll probably use it on myself to massage my testicles and prostate. question...how might i best approach the prude bitch who is my wife on the subject of using a sex toy on her. serious responses only.

just do it....Cool

i'm thinking about buying... - BIRD33 - 10-24-2005

Eat a small one, shit it out and say "look what god gave us, can we keep it?"

i'm thinking about buying... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:...the wife a vibrator for me to use on her. if she's not down i'll probably use it on myself to massage my testicles and prostate. question...how might i best approach the prude bitch who is my wife on the subject of using a sex toy on her. serious responses only.

Just buy it and stick in her one night. This is a serious reply.

i'm thinking about buying... - Bill - 10-24-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Just buy it and stick in her one night. This is a serious reply.

dood's right....one night when your down there tounge washing the meat curtians slide that puppy in....do not turn it on before hand.

i'm thinking about buying... - cLaY - 10-24-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Eat a small one, shit it out and say "look what god gave us, can we keep it?"

we don't believe in god. we're involved in the church of scientology.

i'm thinking about buying... - cLaY - 10-24-2005

Bill Wrote:dood's right....one night when your down there tounge washing the meat curtians slide that puppy in....do not turn it on before hand.

should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

i'm thinking about buying... - Anhil8tor - 10-24-2005

get the rabbit I think its called..

i'm thinking about buying... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?
No, get a great big one and when she asks wtf are you doing, just tell her the lady at the second hand store said it was $$$.

i'm thinking about buying... - BIRD33 - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

I bought a small one for a girl one time, sprung it on her while we were drunk, she loved it.Im sticking to you shitting it out though.

i'm thinking about buying... - cLaY - 10-24-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:I bought a small one for a girl one time, sprung it on her while we were drunk, she loved it.Im sticking to you shitting it out though.

yeah, i'll propably shove it straight up my ass as soon as i buy it. great plan. i'll let you know how it goes.

i'm thinking about buying... - BIRD33 - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:yeah, i'll propably shove it straight up my ass as soon as i buy it. great plan. i'll let you know how it goes.

thanks.

i'm thinking about buying... - Fairiedust - 10-24-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:get the rabbit I think its called..

he should start her off smaller, he's not trying to scare the girl i assume just thrill her...Go buy one like the guys recommended, don't ask permission......"Purse size" , portable, and waterproof...

i'm thinking about buying... - Bill - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

beats the fuck outta me.....but we can use the power of deduction to find out.....

Are you going for strictly insertion or are we going to be using in on her clitty too?...

i'm thinking about buying... - Anhil8tor - 10-24-2005

hey why not rent one off of that site ninja posted the other day

i'm thinking about buying... - cLaY - 10-24-2005

Bill Wrote:beats the fuck outta me.....but we can use the power of deduction to find out.....

Are you going for strictly insertion or are we going to be using in on her clitty too?...

i'll probably start off using it on her clit/my testicles and taint first off...then if she wants something in her/in me, i'll oblige.

i'm thinking about buying... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

Is she real prudish?

i'm thinking about buying... - Anhil8tor - 10-24-2005

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/notice.htm

bad news on the anal ones.. but you can rent the others

i'm thinking about buying... - cLaY - 10-24-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Is she real prudish?

yes....see thread titled "I've had sex twice in the month i've been married"

i'm thinking about buying... - Anhil8tor - 10-24-2005

cLaY Wrote:yes....see thread titled "I've had sex twice in the month i've been married"


Seriously bro.. my wife is a prude but she never objects when I pull out the vibe. She mentioned last time that I should use it on her... but other than that...