Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Printable Version

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Oli-dogg - 11-08-2005

Bring it on little bitch....let's get this battle started.

(Hint: rap battles are supposed to rhyme, if unsure go and ask Ill Mitch to write one for you http://www.illmitch.com)

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - FlickMyBean - 11-08-2005

What the fuck dogg? Are you insane?
This man Foolery, He’s got no game.
He’s lame, washed up, he’s seen better days.
Since he became Admin he only appeals to gays.

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - NinjaBassist - 11-08-2005

Flickmybean you think your rhymes are ill
I hear your here because your mom forgot her pill
Its pretty sad when you get ran by trailer trash
I'm done, I'm out, and gonna smoke some hash

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - ntype - 11-08-2005

moi j'vous l'dis
vous etes que des petits
incapable in changing
rythmes as an hymn
internazional sagte ich
wichting es ist
Il suono cambia forse
les parole sono le stesse

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Tribal Dragon - 11-08-2005

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - FlickMyBean - 11-08-2005

Ran? That's funny. Dude, you aint money!
You rhymes are sick just like your oozing dick.
I will slay you, play you, fuck you like a bitch.
Leave you laying on the ground, bleeding in a ditch.
Go smoke your fucking hash, we know you're a user.
When it come to bustin rhymes you aint nothing but a loser.

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Tribal Dragon - 11-08-2005

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Tribal Dragon - 11-08-2005

1. wigger
A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.

A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).
Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!"

Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"

Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!"

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - NinjaBassist - 11-08-2005

Ha you think you'd Fuck me like a bitch?
I'd do that to your mom if she didnt look like a witch
You most forget a ninja I am
I'll cut off your dick and eat it like spam
Three pieces of cheese and 2 slices of rye
Is all I'll need to eat while I watch you die

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - PurpleHaze - 11-08-2005

Tribal Dragon Wrote:

:loool:

Isn't that one of the Ownster dudes?

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - PurpleHaze - 11-08-2005

NinjaBassist Wrote:I'll cut off your dick and eat it like spam

:|

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Tribal Dragon - 11-08-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote::loool:

Isn't that one of the Ownster dudes?

Yup, and he's just as hardcore as this Oli dude.

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - TomFoolery - 11-08-2005

Oli-dogg Wrote:Bring it on little bitch....let's get this battle started.

Fuck it, I’ll play. Maybe one day I too can become an Australian Internet rap battler.




Oli-Dogg, you should have checked the scouting report
To find out that I hunt Australian rappers for sport
Now before you retort, I’ll give advice of some sort:
You don’t want to battle me, just go ahead and abort.

You’re a shitty import that had to come to IT to get me
It must be hard, finding guys that want to rap-battle in Sydney
Face it Oli, you’re nothing but an endangered species
You’re a wonder there Down Under, but here your raps stink like feces.

I’ll rip you to pieces, even though this shit is new-to-me
There’s nothing you can do-to-me, I’ll make you retreat foolishly,
Not trying to be rude, you see...But it's best you hear this straight-from-me:
You’re nothing here, you queer, but a second-rate TomFoolery.

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Raiden - 11-08-2005

That reads more like a poem than a rap, Tom.

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - TomFoolery - 11-08-2005

Raiden Wrote:That reads more like a poem than a rap, Tom.

That's because I'm a very poetic rapper.

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - cLaY - 11-08-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:That's because I'm a very poetic rapper.

you're Def, Mos...

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - snarg - 11-09-2005

keep your day job

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Major Private - 11-09-2005

snarg Wrote:keep your day job

351rdst:lool:

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Oli-dogg - 11-09-2005

If hunting me is your sport, you’re gonna need some support
You’re coming up short, you need to put in more thought
You’ve been caught trying to import some of my lines
You ought to resort to suicide instead of copying my rhymes

My lyrical designs come highly sought after
They’re dangerously fraught, leave you distraught from my laughter
You’ve been fought and beaten, chomped off and eaten
This fool’s not competing, he’s cheating and retreating

Oli-dogg is defeating, Tom Foolery is a fool-to-me
I kill with skill, strip your words bare like nudity
Should he or shouldn’t-he, have fucked with big Oli?
The result is the same, he’ll be wrecked, destroyed and sorry

I only came to IT after you begged and kissed my ass
You would have tried to suck my dick but I let that shit pass
Tom you’ve got no class, I’m not surprised you plagiarise
The reason you brought me here was to close your eyes and fantasize

No need to disguise, let your true feelings show
Although we all know Tribal Dragon’s your ho
This is the final showdown, any last words?
I’ll slay all you nerds, from Flumper to Birds

Round you up in herds, lay you to rest within a minute
You’ve come out of the closet but I preferred when you were in-it
He’s-spit and he’s-shit, please-quit and leave-quick
Or your teeth won’t fit, better believe-it Steve-Smith

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Oli-Dogg Vs TomFoolery - Raiden - 11-09-2005

This limey convict is $$$.

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