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Words of wisdom - Shadrach - 11-29-2005

Replace all female flight attendants with good- lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

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Words of wisdom - ntype - 11-29-2005

don't get me wrong but if you are supposed to have a 12 hours flight, the smell of pussy could be anno...

nevermind, that would be epoch and stuff.

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Words of wisdom - Shadrach - 11-29-2005

ntype Wrote:don't get me wrong but if you are supposed to have a 12 hours flight, the smell of pussy could be anno...

nevermind, that would be epoch and stuff.

Yeah but stripper pussy smells sooooooo sweet.

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Words of wisdom - Don - 11-29-2005

Shadrach Wrote:Yeah but stripper pussy smells sooooooo sweet.

THats because they use febreeze.

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