Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Blueeyedwoman - 01-18-2006
The puppy is driving me mad with her chewing. I have to watch every pair of shoes, every flip flop, she wants my Ugg Boots BAD.
Now the little turd can leap up onto the bed or a table and get stuff she couldn't like two days ago. Papers and blankets and books, EVERYTHING is unsafe.
ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
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Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-18-2006
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cLaY - 01-18-2006
give her a bone or chew toy, duh?
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Bill - 01-18-2006
You should take advantage of this and smear some peanut butter on your snatch and let it go it town.
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Blueeyedwoman - 01-18-2006
cLaY Wrote:give her a bone or chew toy, duh?
Duh, she has toys in every room. Squeezy toys, toys that squeak, chewy bones and stuffed animal toys. Toys shaped like shoes, mice and bears.
She plays with them all. And she still wants everything else.
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Bill - 01-18-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Duh, she has toys in every room. Squeezy toys, toys that squeak, chewy bones and stuffed animal toys. Toys shaped like shoes, mice and bears.
She plays with them all. And she still wants everything else.
Bitches.....they're all the same.
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cLaY - 01-18-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Duh, she has toys in every room. Squeezy toys, toys that squeak, chewy bones and stuffed animal toys. Toys shaped like shoes, mice and bears.
She plays with them all. And she still wants everything else.
She starts chewing on something she's not supposed to, take it from her and smack her in the nose with it. If she doesn't start "getting it" box up the dog and send it to pepsi, she'll eat that little fucker.
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Duckbutter - 01-18-2006
teething. they hurt. keep her away from the antiques.
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - ntype - 01-18-2006
cLaY Wrote:She starts chewing on something she's not supposed to, take it from her and smack her in the nose with it. If she doesn't start "getting it" box up the dog and send it to pepsi, she'll eat that little fucker.
:lool:
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Blueeyedwoman - 01-18-2006
Yeah, she's chewing crap, but Lucy loves me. You're all jealous buttcheeks.
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Tribal Dragon - 01-18-2006
You're lucky your dog's the size of a hamster.
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Blueeyedwoman - 01-18-2006
Grudgingly I will admit she is quite small. But she is funny as fuck. Unlike a lot of posters here.
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Jdub - 01-18-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Grudgingly I will admit she is quite small. But she is funny as fuck. Unlike a lot of posters here.
If you have been fucked, and thought it was funny, you are doing it wrong!
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Blueeyedwoman - 01-18-2006
Fucking isn't supposed to be funny??????
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Jdub - 01-18-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Fucking isn't supposed to be funny??????
Then explain "funny as fuck!" Apparently, no one has slowly inserted his manstick inside yuor wet slit until you moaned and gasped with ecstacy!
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leeman - 01-18-2006
Because they can't use knife and fork.
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Dino - 01-18-2006
it sounds like jdub is offerin his services there bew.
Why Do Dogs Chew On EVERYTHING? - Vitamin E - 01-18-2006
A dog that chews? You must have some rare breed. :roll: