I shaved a womans head yesterday.

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I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

She isn't talking to me. She also thinks this will teach me a lesson.

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - WoolyGoat - 03-09-2006

What chapter will this be?

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

This won't be in the book.

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - Blueeyedwoman - 03-09-2006

If you'd come around here more I'd stalk you and stuff.

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:If you'd come around here more I'd stalk you and stuff.

How much money do you have, slut?

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - Blueeyedwoman - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:How much money do you have, slut?

-Spork

If I told you, you'd never believe me. How about I get your book published by a REAL New York house--not some stupid vanity press?

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - what? - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:She isn't talking to me. She also thinks this will teach me a lesson.

-Spork

did she shave her head to teach you a lesson, or stop talking to you to teach you a lesson?

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

what? Wrote:did she shave her head to teach you a lesson, or stop talking to you to teach you a lesson?

The latter.

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - what? - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:The latter.

-Spork

was it in retaliation for you shaving her head? I may shave my wife's head tonight

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:If I told you, you'd never believe me. How about I get your book published by a REAL New York house--not some stupid vanity press?

Ho, I live in New York.

But you can purchase my time for a fee.

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

what? Wrote:was it in retaliation for you shaving her head? I may shave my wife's head tonight

I had clippers in my hand...she wouldn't shut the fuck up. So I knicked her dead in the forehead. She ran away screaming and now won't talk to me.

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - Blueeyedwoman - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:Ho, I live in New York.

But you can purchase my time for a fee.

-Spork

It's got to be hard on you living in New York, dying to sell your manuscript and yet having zero access to publishers.

Do you even have an agent? Oh wait, no you don't. Well some people might call you a loser wannabe but I wouldn't. Cause I want you. Serious.

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's got to be hard on you living in New York, dying to sell your manuscript and yet having zero access to publishers.

Do you even have an agent? Oh wait, no you don't. Well some people might call you a loser wannabe but I wouldn't. Cause I want you. Serious.

You dumb slut. I do not have a manuscript, yet. I have a bunch of raw unedited bits and pieces. I'm not some waiter needing money for food and shelter. The book will come when I have the desire to write.

I don't need an agent - do you realize who the fuck I am, bitch?

Loser wannabe? I am wanting to be a loser? What?

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - what? - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:You dumb slut. I do not have a manuscript, yet. I have a bunch of raw unedited bits and pieces. I'm not some waiter needing money for food and shelter. The book will come when I have the desire to write.

I don't need an agent - do you realize who the fuck I am, bitch?

Loser wannabe? I am wanting to be a loser? What?

-Spork

fuck you with the name-calling, dude. I wasn't anything but nice to you in this thread

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

what? Wrote:fuck you with the name-calling, dude. I wasn't anything but nice to you in this thread

How exactly were you nice to me? You just asked me a bunch of stupid questions.

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - Blueeyedwoman - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:You dumb slut. I do not have a manuscript, yet. I have a bunch of raw unedited bits and pieces. I'm not some waiter needing money for food and shelter. The book will come when I have the desire to write.

I don't need an agent - do you realize who the fuck I am, bitch?

Loser wannabe? I am wanting to be a loser? What?

-Spork

You are a loser wannabe writer. Don't make me spell everything out, mkay? "A bunch of raw unedited bits and pieces" translates to "crap," and writers do not wait for the desire to write. Writers write. Ever heard that expression? No, you haven't, cause you're not a writer.

I'm still gonna stalk you, sweetcheeks.

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - what? - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:How exactly were you nice to me? You just asked me a bunch of stupid questions.

-Spork

you said the story wasn't gonna be in the book. I felt this was my only chance to get the details

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - SporK - 03-09-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You are a loser wannabe writer. Don't make me spell everything out, mkay? "A bunch of raw unedited bits and pieces" translates to "crap," and writers do not wait for the desire to write. Writers write. Ever heard that expression? No, you haven't, cause you're not a writer.

I'm still gonna stalk you, sweetcheeks.

I'm not a writer. Steve King is a writer.

I'm a motherfucking rolemodel.

-Spork

I shaved a womans head yesterday. - Bill - 03-09-2006

SporK Wrote:I'm not a writer. Steve King is a writer.

I'm a motherfucking rolemodel.

-Spork

If I wanted to become a hair dresser, you'd be my mentor.