Rejected Hallmark Cards - Printable Version

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Rejected Hallmark Cards - leucetios - 03-28-2006

So I was reading an article about Hallmark's Shoebox cards, and it talked about the cards deemed "Funny, But No". Here's the excerpt:

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Among the losers is a holiday card that announces on its face, "Christmas just wouldn't be the same without peanut brittle." Then, inside: "Or Jesus."

And the drawing of a couple cuddling on a living room couch with a friendly bearded man, wearing a robe, sandals and a turban. The woman blurts: "Honey, this Afghan your mom gave us is really warm!"

Then there's a questionable get-well card with a big happy face on the front. On the inside, it reads, "Hi! Welcome back from your coma!"

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Rejected Hallmark Cards - Vitamin E - 03-28-2006

Please don't move to 'scrappy.

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Rejected Hallmark Cards - SanDog - 03-28-2006

This was business section cover story in our paper today....

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Rejected Hallmark Cards - Anhil8tor - 03-28-2006

whomever is running the leu troll should pass it on now.

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Rejected Hallmark Cards - leucetios - 03-29-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:whomever is running the leu troll should pass it on now.

:fuckYou:

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