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minorthreat - 04-20-2006
I started to go down on this girl I was really interested in. She had her legs spread wide and I caught a breeze of foul odor. She must have smelled it as well because she grabbed me before I could even stop myself. She said she wanted the beefhog. I was too turned off by then. I smiled at her and told her I respected her too much to take advantage of her (we had both been drinking)and went to sleep. Was this wrong?
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BIRD33 - 04-20-2006
wtf?why?
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minorthreat - 04-20-2006
BIRD33 Wrote:wtf?why?
Was it wrong to shun her because her vagina smelled like a dirty clothes hamper?
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Belle - 04-20-2006
was the green, clumpy stuff oozing out of it?
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Tribal Dragon - 04-20-2006
I don't remember ever turning down any poontang in my life, smell or no smell.
Corpse's need lovin' too MT.
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minorthreat - 04-20-2006
TammyC Wrote:was the green, clumpy stuff oozing out of it?
It was dark. I couldn't see for sure.
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minorthreat - 04-20-2006
Tribal Dragon Wrote:I don't remember ever turning down any poontang in my life, smell or no smell.
Corpse's need lovin' too MT.
You might be right. I always fuck shit up.
This one time - ntype - 04-20-2006
minorthreat Wrote:You might be right. I always fuck shit up.
yeah and not really in this case.
This one time - Raiden - 04-20-2006
minorthreat Wrote:I started to go down on this girl I was really interested in. She had her legs spread wide and I caught a breeze of foul odor. She must have smelled it as well because she grabbed me before I could even stop myself. She said she wanted the beefhog. I was too turned off by then. I smiled at her and told her I respected her too much to take advantage of her (we had both been drinking)and went to sleep. Was this wrong?
"blablabla shit shit blablabla"
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SporK - 04-20-2006
A similar thing happened to me once. I remember falling backwards out of the car into the snow. You can find the full story on ownster archives. I have it written down somewhere but I don't want to look for it.
-Spork
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Your Mums Pimp - 04-20-2006
SporK Wrote:You can find the full story on ownster archives. I have it written down somewhere but I don't want to look for it.
-Spork
Is this because you are too fucking lazy or its is just boring dribble, and for fucks sake its "Kangaroo" you know the things that you have a few of loose in "Your top Paddock"
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SporK - 04-20-2006
Your Mums Pimp Wrote:Is this because you are too fucking lazy or its is just boring dribble, and for fucks sake its "Kangaroo" you know the things that you have a few of loose in "Your top Paddock"
Nah. The story is good and will be in the book (if i can find it).
Kanguroo Knagaroo..what the fuck ever...I'm not a descendant of british criminals...it doesn't matter how the fuck i spell that word. You dumb fucks misspell every other word in the fucking dictionary anywya...so consider a large chunk of shut the fuck up.
-Spork
This one time - Raiden - 04-25-2006
SporK Wrote:I'm not a descendant of british criminals..
hilarity ensues, even tho it's not the real SproK.