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Sexual Cookies - Ironcandle - 04-16-2004

What are our Cousins doing over there? <_<

I Don't Want a Cookie, Mom, Can I Just See the Box?

LONDON (Reuters) - It looks like an ordinary old-fashioned cookie tin, but the hidden drawing of two dogs having sex in the grass makes it an instant collectors' item.

Biscuit makers Huntley & Palmers sold thousands of tins of treats featuring a copy of an early 20th century illustration of a genteel picnic -- without realizing that a disgruntled employee had hidden sexually explicit drawings in the scene.

Lawrences Auctioneers in Somerset, southwest England, is hoping collectors will bid 250 pounds ($446) when one of the tins goes on sale next Friday.

The unidentified artist who copied the illustration had lost his job at the cookie company and decided to take revenge on his employers while completing his final project.

He included a small picture of two dogs having sex and another of a pair of naked lovers. An obscene label written on a jam jar suggests it contains something other than jam.

"A grocer on a slow day in his shop spotted the added characters in 1980 and the company was quite embarrassed. But now it's very popular and they are collectors' items," said a spokesman for Reading Museum in England, where another of the tins is on display.


Sexual Cookies - Ironcandle - 04-16-2004

And then, we have...


Cyclist Jailed for Slashing Vehicles' Tires
55 minutes ago Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British cyclist who slashed almost 2,000 tires after a driver drenched him when driving through a puddle was sentenced to 16 months in prison Friday.

Ashley Carpenter, 37, used a sharpened screwdriver to puncture the tires of 548 parked cars, trucks and vans over a 10-day period in revenge for the "inconsiderate manner" of motorists.

Carpenter told police he began his campaign after one car nearly knocked him down and another drove through a puddle and drenched him.


Sexual Cookies - Ironcandle - 04-16-2004

If the other two aren't enough, we get....



Artist Drags TV by Ear in Protest


MILAN (Reuters) - British performance artist Mark McGowan dragged a television roped to his ear through Milan on Wednesday to protest against what he called excessive political control over the media in Italy and other countries.

His head bandaged to hold the rope, he said he was heading for the headquarters of Fininvest, the holding company of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

"I'm going to bring it down to Silvio," said McGowan, who scooted along on his backside through a central square, attracting puzzled looks from passers-by. He said he had covered one km (a half mile) and had another three to go.

Berlusconi, Italy's wealthiest man, owns Mediaset, the largest commercial broadcaster, through Fininvest. As prime minister, he also influences programing at state broadcaster RAI.

McGowan's other exploits have included pushing a nut with his nose through London to the prime minister's residence at 10 Downing Street to protest against high education costs.


Sexual Cookies - Hambone - 04-16-2004

Only in Europe :lmao: :lmao:


Sexual Cookies - bobbythong - 04-16-2004

Not in Ireland though. We`re all down the pub laughing at these sad bastards.


Sexual Cookies - halfasleep - 04-16-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Ironcandle@Apr 16 2004, 03:46 PM
What are our Cousins doing over there?&nbsp; <_<

I Don't Want a Cookie, Mom, Can I Just See the Box?

LONDON (Reuters) - It looks like an ordinary old-fashioned cookie tin, but the hidden drawing of two dogs having sex in the grass makes it an instant collectors' item.

Biscuit makers Huntley & Palmers sold thousands of tins of treats featuring a copy of an early 20th century illustration of a genteel picnic -- without realizing that a disgruntled employee had hidden sexually explicit drawings in the scene.

Lawrences Auctioneers in Somerset, southwest England, is hoping collectors will bid 250 pounds ($446) when one of the tins goes on sale next Friday.

The unidentified artist who copied the illustration had lost his job at the cookie company and decided to take revenge on his employers while completing his final project.

He included a small picture of two dogs having sex and another of a pair of naked lovers. An obscene label written on a jam jar suggests it contains something other than jam.

"A grocer on a slow day in his shop spotted the added characters in 1980 and the company was quite embarrassed. But now it's very popular and they are collectors' items," said a spokesman for Reading Museum in England, where another of the tins is on display.
In my first 'real' job (full time, benefits) as a printed circuit board designer, my first manager had to design a 'extender' card for Dupont right before leaving the company. He thought his final job to be 'really boring', so he made some 'changes to the board to reduce costs and improve efficiency'.

Dupont engineers reviewed the card and approved it for manufacture. They made hundred's of them! 6 month's into the card use, Dupont had a customer ask "What's this large 'ASI' doing in the center of the card?" Dave, our manager and incredibly intelligent, had rerouted the card's traces so 'feed-thru's' in the card spelled out our company's initials!!!

A.S.I. redigned the card for Dupont at no charge. By then, Dave was long gone!!

True Story!! Big Grin


Sexual Cookies - Beaucephus - 04-16-2004

Damn Brits. :dev:


Sexual Cookies - lad - 04-16-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Beaucephus@Apr 16 2004, 04:25 PM
Damn Brits. :dev:
fuck you Wink


Sexual Cookies - halfasleep - 04-16-2004

Quote:Originally posted by britishlad+Apr 16 2004, 07:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(britishlad @ Apr 16 2004, 07:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Beaucephus@Apr 16 2004, 04:25 PM
Damn Brits. :dev:
fuck you Wink [/b][/quote]
I was wondering when you were going to show up!!!! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


Sexual Cookies - lad - 04-16-2004

Quote:Originally posted by halfasleep+Apr 16 2004, 07:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(halfasleep @ Apr 16 2004, 07:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Quote:Originally posted by britishlad@Apr 16 2004, 07:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Beaucephus@Apr 16 2004, 04:25 PM
[b] Damn Brits. :dev:
fuck you Wink [/b]
I was wondering when you were going to show up!!!! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin [/b][/quote]
how's it going half, gotta try and fight my corner pal B)


Sexual Cookies - Velvet - 04-17-2004

Theres some crazy people in this world .. and allover seas fromme thankgod :lol:


Sexual Cookies - Jimmy - 04-17-2004

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Apr 16 2004, 03:51 PM
Theres some crazy people in this world .. and allover seas fromme thankgod :lol:
Those "crazy" people dumped all their undesirables on an island somewhere didn't they? Hmmmm? :lol:


Sexual Cookies - lad - 04-17-2004

Quote:Originally posted by jimmygone+Apr 16 2004, 11:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jimmygone @ Apr 16 2004, 11:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-velvet@Apr 16 2004, 03:51 PM
Theres some crazy people in this world .. and allover seas fromme thankgod :lol:
Those "crazy" people dumped all their undesirables on an island somewhere didn't they? Hmmmm? :lol: [/b][/quote]
hhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

bow down velvet Wink