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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

Here's one I just got:



Says she's a muslim and her best feature is her butt. We are a 84% match it says.

Hello ,am a shy person at first who later comes to get comfortable wen I get used to my initial enviroment or mate, am single right now n have been for a while, am fun to be wit, believe in love n romance, I know my prince is out there waitng for me, I am humble, conciderate n a pateint lady, I need a healty sex life, n somebody who will be there for me, am also seeking fun n adventure, I have never tried alot of things in my life n am looking for that lover who is willing to teach me n be there to love n show affection.

^^Wow, that's a big sentence

[COLOR="Blue"]favorite hot spots:
I would love to go see the beach, want to go to jamaica, eypty or paris.I have never been to a strip club, I will want to see how it looks [/COLOR]

Where is eypty?

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - SanDog - 06-10-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

Here's one I just got:



Says she's a muslim and her best feature is her butt. We are a 84% match it says.

Hello ,am a shy person at first who later comes to get comfortable wen I get used to my initial enviroment or mate, am single right now n have been for a while, am fun to be wit, believe in love n romance, I know my prince is out there waitng for me, I am humble, conciderate n a pateint lady, I need a healty sex life, n somebody who will be there for me, am also seeking fun n adventure, I have never tried alot of things in my life n am looking for that lover who is willing to teach me n be there to love n show affection.

^^Wow, that's a big sentence

favorite hot spots:
I would love to go see the beach, want to go to jamaica, eypty or paris.I have never been to a strip club, I will want to see how it looks

Where is eypty?

You should take to her to "open pole" night at the Eager Beaver.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - TomFoolery - 06-10-2006

That is fucking awesome. You need to contact her and post the conversation here for the good of this board.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - SanDog - 06-10-2006

You should tell her you love her syrup.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Paddy - 06-10-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Remember Tom's epoch idea that we all sign up for match.com. I get about 3 a week, still.

The idea that keeps on giving.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

TomFoolery Wrote:That is fucking awesome. You need to contact her and post the conversation here for the good of this board.

You have to pay money to do that shit.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - TomFoolery - 06-10-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You have to pay money to do that shit.

Sincerely,

The guy that makes as much as everyone else on this board combined

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-10-2006

TomFoolery Wrote:Sincerely,

The guy that makes as much as everyone else on this board combined

Its all a troll job to fuck with clay.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - TomFoolery - 06-10-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Its all a troll job to fuck with clay.

Shut the fuck up and pay for a month, you shithead. Do it for the good of the board.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - ntype - 06-10-2006

what's up with all your tissues tom ?

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Belle - 06-10-2006

holy crap.. thats funny.. im gonna start one.. and post what i get here..

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Belle - 06-10-2006

nevermind.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - PurpleHaze - 06-10-2006

ntype Wrote:what's up with all your tissues tom ?

It's supposed to be viagra. :loool:

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Raiden - 06-10-2006

PurpleHaze Wrote:It's supposed to be viagra. :loool:

kekekeke

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Flumper's Match.com Nubian Princess - 06-11-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You have to pay money to do that shit.

I'm worth it.

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Anyone still getting Match.com Emails? - Dr. Lecter - 06-12-2006

Flumper's Match.com Nubian Princess Wrote:I'm worf it.

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