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Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-10-2006
So I had a "date" (excuse for woman to suck my dick) today and there I was, just out of the shower, shaving...and then teh spork asks himself a question: "If I wasn't going out with this whore, would I be shaving now?" Obviously not. Fuck this bitch, right then and there I put down the razor. It was time to do what spork does best - act like an asshole and set new trends. I went out with my face half shaved and half sporting some healthy late night stubs. Spork was excited. Spork's cock was hard. SPork was going to enjoy this.
Perhaps I'll finish this later.
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - ntype - 07-10-2006
I laughed
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Mandy - 07-10-2006
Why does Spork continue to tell us every inane event in his life like we care?
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Bill - 07-10-2006
Who is peaches?
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-11-2006
Spork is godlike.
-SporK
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-11-2006
What new trend did you set, if any ... ever ... at all?
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - minorthreat - 07-11-2006
So you went out with the chick with half your face shaved? That kicks ass.
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - what? - 07-11-2006
SporK Wrote:So I had a "date" (excuse for woman to suck my dick) today and there I was, just out of the shower, shaving...and then teh spork asks himself a question: "If I wasn't going out with this whore, would I be shaving now?" Obviously not. Fuck this bitch, right then and there I put down the razor. It was time to do what spork does best - act like an asshole and set new trends. I went out with my face half shaved and half sporting some healthy late night stubs. Spork was excited. Spork's cock was hard. SPork was going to enjoy this.
Perhaps I'll finish this later.
for what it's worth, I went out with half my face shaved a little over 10 years ago. I managed to not pop a boner over it
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-11-2006
minorthreat Wrote:So you went out with the chick with half your face shaved? That kicks ass.
Not only did I go out with her, I convinced her it was a new fashion trend. It was beautiful. Spork pulled out murderous A game. I was originally going to tell her that I had a skin condition where half of my face grew hair quicker than the other half but that was too easy. I force fed this bitch this most idiotic explanations..."Ever heard of a goatee? Well this is the new goatee."
It was almost too easy. I should do it again and throw C or D game and see if it still gets me head.
-SporK
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-11-2006
Nothing will get you head. Kill yourself by sawing at your own wrists with a Henckles bread knife. We will ALL thank you.
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-11-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Nothing will get you head. Kill yourself by sawing at your own wrists with a Henckles bread knife. We will ALL thank you.
If you get blondie to send me her pictures, I will ejeculate all over them and mail them to you so you can finally digest some of sporks semen. I know you've been dying to get some spork cum in your throat - here's your chance.
-SporK
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - minorthreat - 07-11-2006
SporK Wrote:Not only did I go out with her, I convinced her it was a new fashion trend. It was beautiful. Spork pulled out murderous A game. I was originally going to tell her that I had a skin condition where half of my face grew hair quicker than the other half but that was too easy. I force fed this bitch this most idiotic explanations..."Ever heard of a goatee? Well this is the new goatee."
It was almost too easy. I should do it again and throw C or D game and see if it still gets me head.
-SporK
I've always thought of just leaving the neck hair and shaving the rest. That could also be a possibility.
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-11-2006
SporK Wrote:If you get blondie to send me her pictures, I will ejeculate all over them and mail them to you so you can finally digest some of sporks semen. I know you've been dying to get some spork cum in your throat - here's your chance.
-SporK
Well ... I like your confidence and arrogance. It's kinda sexy. PM me your best nekkid pose like Raiden did. Maybe you'll get lucky.
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-11-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Well ... I like your confidence and arrogance. It's kinda sexy. PM me your best nekkid pose like Raiden did. Maybe you'll get lucky.
Sorry, ugly. Most I can do is provide an armpit.
-SporK
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-11-2006
SporK Wrote:Sorry, ugly. Most I can do is provide an armpit.
-SporK
Ugly chix need luv, too. Dig deep, honey. Dig deep.
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-11-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Ugly chix need luv, too. Dig deep, honey. Dig deep.
Googled armpit, whore. Take it or leave it.
-SporK
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-11-2006
You don't measure up. And I mean that literally. Plz leave the bored. Ray will embrace your return to ownster with passion.
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - Blondie - 07-11-2006
SporK Wrote:If you get blondie to send me her pictures, I will ejeculate all over them and mail them to you so you can finally digest some of sporks semen. I know you've been dying to get some spork cum in your throat - here's your chance.
-SporK
Hi Spork!
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-11-2006
Blondie Wrote:Hi Spork!
Hi Slut!
-SporK
Spork tests bitch. Bitch fails. - SporK - 07-11-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You don't measure up. And I mean that literally. Plz leave the bored. Ray will embrace your return to ownster with passion.
Sure. I'll leave. How much is it worth to ya?
-SporK