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So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Blueeyedwoman - 07-18-2006

They're running a tournament at the club that NOBODY managed to tell me about and need all the courts.

I was just getting into my car to drive to work when I thought I'd call down there, I don't even know why exactly. Boy I would have been pissed if I'd driven over there for nothing.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - flonk - 07-18-2006

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So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - ntype - 07-18-2006

good, I've take two weeks off since sunday.

kewl.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - GoinDeep - 07-18-2006

So you'll be here more often????????????????? Damn!!!!!!

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Blueeyedwoman - 07-18-2006

The love this bored shows me is overwhelming.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Duckbutter - 07-18-2006

So you've gotten Booger up to tournament speed now?

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Blueeyedwoman - 07-18-2006

Haven't seen Booger lately. But his friend came last week for a private. Darling little Jewish boy who asks me while practising his serve "Where is God?"

I say, "In Heaven." He doesn't accept this, there's only clouds overhead.
He keeps asking me, so I think, "geeze, I'm just the tennis pro" and I tell him to ask his Dad.

"I did. He doesn't know." So I tell him to ask him mom, same answer. So I say, ask the rabbis. He shakes his eight-year old head. "I DID. They said a bunch of Hebrew stuff like rahrrahrrahrahrahr." (sounds like a motor engine, real rough, no words)

So I get frustrated. "Look, I don't know where he is, okay?"

He says, "Then WHY do I have to pray every day when none of you know anything?"

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - rekcufssa - 07-18-2006

I guess you'll be shaving the caluses off yer twat this week then

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - BIRD33 - 07-18-2006

You're probably about to be fired.If my place of business had a special event going on and they didnt tell me about it I'd be nervous.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Blueeyedwoman - 07-18-2006

Holy Crap.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Michman - 07-18-2006

ever thought of filling your free time out at the Bunny ranch?

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Blueeyedwoman - 07-18-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Haven't seen Booger lately. But his friend came last week for a private. Darling little Jewish boy who asks me while practising his serve "Where is God?"

I say, "In Heaven." He doesn't accept this, there's only clouds overhead.
He keeps asking me, so I think, "geeze, I'm just the tennis pro" and I tell him to ask his Dad.

"I did. He doesn't know." So I tell him to ask him mom, same answer. So I say, ask the rabbis. He shakes his eight-year old head. "I DID. They said a bunch of Hebrew stuff like rahrrahrrahrahrahr." (sounds like a motor engine, real rough, no words)

So I get frustrated. "Look, I don't know where he is, okay?"

He says, "Then WHY do I have to pray every day when none of you know anything?"


You people suck. This should have gotten more play.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - BIRD33 - 07-18-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You people suck. This should have gotten more play.

That was a reallly, really boring story.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - rekcufssa - 07-18-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You people suck. This should have gotten more play.
You quoted yourslef?

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Blueeyedwoman - 07-18-2006

rekcufssa Wrote:You quoted yourslef?

Yes, I did. Ass.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Bill - 07-18-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You people suck. This should have gotten more play.

trying to reform jewish kids on a tennis court is why you have off isn't it......

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Blueeyedwoman - 07-18-2006

Shenanigans Wrote:trying to reform jewish kids on a tennis court is why you have off isn't it......


Sure, cause I was desperately trying to convert him to christianity. That must be why. You are so smart, Bill.

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Bill - 07-18-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Sure, cause I was desperately trying to convert him to christianity. That must be why. You are so smart, Bill.

Do I need to call bugger?

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - Duckbutter - 07-18-2006

so there are no other courts in so. Cal. to teach your students on?

So I Suddenly Have A Week Off Work - BEW's Dog Whisperer - 07-18-2006

youll have more time for me shorty.