chuckle -
snarg - 09-20-2006
A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks, âDo you have some green toilet paper that says, âFuck youâ?â
The host, stunned, answers, âOf course I donât have any green toilet paper that says, âFuck you.ââ
âOh, no!â the drunk cries. âIâm really sorryâ¦I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.â