Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Printable Version

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Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Oli-dogg - 09-27-2006

No proof of a photo, but we all know the scoop
Birdâs dead as a dodo, heâs been turned to duck soup
He flew from the coop, never to return
I regret to confirm, that some birds crash and burn

He took a bad turn, on a late night drive
If his wings werenât clipped, he might still be alive
Can a small bird survive, a crash dive from above?
Well it wasnât the Bird Flu that killed this black dove!

We all had much love, for our little feathered friend
A rare species dropping faeces, right to the end
So letâs not pretend, heâs no angel - donât say-so
That ring round his headâs a steering wheel, not a halo

He should have found a rest-bay, and drove home the next-day
Instead he chose the best-way, to exit the express-way
Who would have guessed-hey? Our Birdâs really gone?
If this troll jobs a con, heâll be back before long

He canât NOT log-on, Insanes in his veins
Bird cannot be stopped by splattered brains and hot flames
Scraped up from both lanes, and locked up in chains
Heâll still be here posting in black charred remains

Dude never complains, musta had a thick-skin
He was tough like Mr T with some Urkel mixed-in
I really think bird-boy has fallen off his perch
He worshipped this forum, this place was his church

If heâs alive heâd be posting â he wouldnât resist-it
But no obituary listed??? ....like he never existed???
Could the death talk be true? It quite possibly might-be
First Irwin now Urkel, god damn it Steve. Crikey!

The sport knowledge imparted, before he departed
Clearly nearly discarded the fact heâs retarded
With no single thread started, he mastered the art
Of putting noobs in their place, he was ruthless - no heart!

This whole funeral ode at first had me daunted
So spooky itâs haunted, but Bird would have wantedâ¦
An Oli-dogg battle rap performed at his service
If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous

Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, theyâre hardcore mother fuckers
Like the original Bird, they wonât take any shit
Bird33 our friend, itâs the end â this is it

Come back to us Eric, youâve proved whoâs stealthier
We miss fucked up posts cominâ outta Philadelphia
Letâs stop and remember the one we have lost
A loyal featherâassed poster, this forums true cost

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - WoolyGoat - 09-27-2006

Bird33 - The Black Dove

$$$

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Paddy - 09-27-2006

Cry

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - snarg - 09-27-2006

HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Sassy - 09-27-2006

snarg Wrote:HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well

Are they exactly the same?

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - flonk - 09-27-2006

Well put.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Sassy - 09-27-2006

flonk Wrote:Well put.

Interesting.
Oh, you are a poet.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - flonk - 09-27-2006

Sassy Wrote:Interesting.
Oh, you are a poet.

I can rhyme, but no one has anything on Oli.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Blueeyedwoman - 09-27-2006

"So let’s not pretend, he’s no angel - don’t say-so
That ring round his head’s a steering wheel, not a halo"

Oli is the BEST!

RIP, Bird33.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Tribal Dragon - 09-27-2006

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Bird35 - 09-27-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Bird34, 35 and the others
Were trained by the best, theyâre hardcore mother fuckers

The Bird Crew Clan ain't nuttin' to fuck wit. :ct:

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Bird34 - 09-27-2006

snarg Wrote:the blind squirre3l is alive and well

A little Birdie tells me snargs on the money.

Oli-dogg Wrote:If the Bird Crew is there I might choke and get nervous

Did I do that?

:eek:

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Blueeyedwoman - 09-27-2006

snarg Wrote:HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well

No doubt.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Sassy - 09-27-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:
snarg Wrote:HOF

the blind squirre3l is alive and well

No doubt.

Are you serious? I do not understand.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Bird34 - 09-28-2006

Sassy Wrote:Are you serious? I do not understand.

It means the Boss is still running things around here.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Oli-dogg - 09-28-2006

From some of the favourable comments I take it Bird would have approved of this rhyme?

I can just imagine him posting a witty reply as he hides his true feelings and finds another creative way of calling me a homo.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Blueeyedwoman - 09-28-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:From some of the favourable comments I take it Bird would have approved of this rhyme?

I can just imagine him posting a witty reply as he hides his true feelings and finds another creative way of calling me a homo.

He would just love it.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - snarg - 09-28-2006

it makes me want to puke that bew is now deciding what bird would say or think :ct:

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - Blueeyedwoman - 09-28-2006

snarg Wrote:it makes me want to puke that bew is now deciding what bird would say or think :ct:

No, he's thrilled, I just know it.

Bird33 - Return.Of.The.Homo - ntype - 09-28-2006

excellent post oli ! Bird33 never started a thread this should be remembered.