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10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - Hambone - 04-23-2004
No man should put up with this kind of grief. If your woman exhibits the following traits, it's time for some serious intervention.
10 She gets angry when you look at other women
Here's a little-known fact: women get more jealous of the woman they look at than the ones you do. So even if your eyes don't catch some stunner passing by, she'll assume you did -- and bitch about it.
She'll likely assume, in fact, that you're attracted to every living thing with two breasts and try to limit your exposure to them. This does not exclude attractive women on TV and movies, even if they're out of reach or entirely fictional.
9 She doesn't want you to go out with your buddies
Of course, she'll assume you're out womanizing with your pack of consummate lechers, or you're being bombarded with sexual opportunities that you're too weak, or too unscrupulous, to resist.
And when you do go out with the boys, you come home to war, dodging verbal bullets and landmines, as you're forced to recount every second of your night, who you talked to, and how you could have even imagined going out with the guys.
8 She gets upset over rational actions
Every minute you're with her is a minute you're not possibly cavorting with other women, even if the time you're not with her is spent on entirely innocent things, like visiting your mother or other relatives.
So she'll take your actions and words, and warp them into something unrecognizable and unduly incriminating. You'll be in the hot seat for doing nothing in particular.
7 She interrogates your friends
She undoubtedly has her network of spies, but may not even draw the line at subtlety and ask your friends to "rat" on you. She has no problem breaching the sacred circle of male confidentiality to find out everything you're not telling her. Basically, she's convinced you're lying to her and is desperately trying to expose you.
6 She shows up at the bar/club you're at with your friends
She may play it off as a coincidence, but she planned it all along. And now that she's there, you two might as well spend the evening together. Better yet, why don't you two just go home right now?
She'll have no problem being a third wheel when you go out with your mates. A really squeaky, flat third wheel with a tire boot clamped on. And if she finds out you went to a strip club, expect a scene and heavy reprimanding when you get home
5 She suspects you're cheating with a colleague
Every time you work late, you're cheating on her with a colleague; she's pretty much convinced herself of that. So, she'll occasionally surprise you at work to make sure you're at your cubicle, or that your office door isn't closed. She may be jealous of your colleagues and can't stand the fact that attractive women work in the same building as you. If you have a new secretary or young pretty new recruit, expect an inquisition -- every single night.
4 She makes a scene in public
No place, time or company is inappropriate for professing her jealous behavior. Be it in front of your family, friends or in public, the accusations will fly, loud and clear.
And since she has no leg of decorum to stand on, as a result or her complete lack of logic, she'll resort to violence, slapping you, kicking you under the table, or pinching you every time you do something she doesn't approve of.
3 She doesn't want you to have single friends
A jealous woman is a control freak. For her, everyone you know is a potential threat to her sphere of influence -- they can entice you away from her snares and corrupt your weak, innocent mind. And your single friends, of course, set the bar on mental warp.
She might even just play if safe and not want you to have any friends at all.
2 She accuses you of cheating on her every week
You're guilty until proven innocent in her eyes. Even if you prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you're totally faithful, and she apologizes for her suspicions, it will start all over again next week.
1 She keeps tabs on you
If your relationship is eerily evocative of a private detective novel, you might be in the hands of a jealous nut. Telltale behaviors include the following: she calls you many times a day to see where you are, who you're with and what you're doing, possibly on the cell phone she bought you for that very purpose.
She checks your cell phone bill and call history for any suspicious numbers. She also periodically scans your Internet search history and cached files for potential porn.
She checks traffic reports to see if you were actually stuck in traffic when you come home late.
She rummages through your stuff when you're not around, doing a lousy job of covering her tracks. This may also include your dirty laundry, which she combs for women's perfume and/or lipstick, and telephone numbers.
Finally, she confronts you about the things she finds.
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - greg - 04-24-2004
I was married to this woman!!!
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - Hambone - 04-24-2004
Damn I should have posted this alot sooner!
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - greg - 04-24-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Hambone@Apr 23 2004, 03:03 PMRepeat, was. She is still in Dallas, which is why I'm in Minnesota!!!!
Damn I should have posted this alot sooner!
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - Hambone - 04-24-2004
Hopefully I won't meat her!
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - Velvet - 04-24-2004
Why in gods name would you want someone like that in your life . Thankgod you got brains and got out greg .
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - greg - 04-24-2004
Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Apr 23 2004, 03:09 PMAnd to think it only took me 15 years!!! <_<
Why in gods name would you want someone like that in your life . Thankgod you got brains and got out greg .
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - Velvet - 04-24-2004
Well at least your out now hun and I think in another state . It must have been darn hard to live like that though .
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - greg - 04-24-2004
Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Apr 23 2004, 03:29 PMSucked ass!!!! Always prepared for a fight!
Well at least your out now hun and I think in another state . It must have been darn hard to live like that though .
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - minorthreat - 04-24-2004
I would give her a good fucking.
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - unleashed - 04-24-2004
Not good, not good... :angry:
I understand... It took me 10 years to figure out that my good looking man was a stupid freak that only cared about himself. Too bad he won't go back to Dallas. Just kidding, he loves our babies and that's all I care about.
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - greg - 04-24-2004
Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Apr 23 2004, 03:31 PMShe was very good in that respect, probably what kept me around!!!
I would give her a good fucking.
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - Devious - 04-24-2004
I had a x-girlfriend like that..Dumped the bitch quick, But kept banging her on the side. The relationship became great.. All sex and peace out ..See ya bitch till next time.
10 signs your girlfriend is psycho jealous... - Undeadcannibal - 04-24-2004
I know how that goes...long story.