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Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

...if your life depended on it and you had to have sex with a dog, what breed would you pick and why?

Hypothetically speaking.... - BIRD33 - 03-12-2007

Giving or recieving?

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:Giving or recieving?

Well, in the male's case, giving. Females would be receiving.

And if it makes any difference, if someone refuses, then death will come by anesthesia and then they will be surgically cut open and their organs will be removed and laid on their open stomach and then they will be taken off anesthesia until they die.

I'm still trying to decide on the perfect breed.

Hypothetically speaking.... - what? - 03-12-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'm still trying to decide on the perfect breed.

any breed should do in the scenario you laid out. how many conjugal visits did you get in at the pound on your lunch hour?

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

what? Wrote:any breed should do in the scenario you laid out. how many conjugal visits did you get in at the pound on your lunch hour?

What part of the word "hypothetically" do you not get. This is serious.

Hypothetically speaking.... - BIRD33 - 03-12-2007

Great Dane.I don't want to tear up a little dog to bad because I like dogs.

Hypothetically speaking.... - what? - 03-12-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:What part of the word "hypothetically" do you not get. This is serious.

hypothetically, I'd fuck the first dog I saw to keep my organs intact. is fucking a poodle just back from the groomer that much of a difference maker for you?

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

Great Dane was my first thought, because they are about the right height. But that tail would be a concern and some of them can be kind of mean.

I was going to go with a weinerheimer (sp?), but if I'm going to do a dog, I want it to be a championship caliber dog.

I think I'll go with an Alaskan Mallamute (sp?). Strong, attractive, with soft fur on the rear end.

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

what? Wrote:hypothetically, I'd fuck the first dog I saw to keep my organs intact. is fucking a poodle just back from the groomer that much of a difference maker for you?

Yeah, I wouldn't be able to hit a poodle right back from the groomer. First of all, too low to the ground. And they have all that cologne and stuff on. Just too small and sissified for me.

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

Hey, golden retreivers are kind of hot. I think I lean more toward the long hair breeds.

Hypothetically speaking.... - ntype - 03-12-2007

I would catch some furry chick who would happen to wear some doggie costume and fuck her while she's wearing that costume. Clearly I would put those electric collars who would be put on "anything else than dog barks" so if the bitchs starts like "hewww I'm a....BZZZZZZT BZZZZ BZZZZT ... BARK BARK BARK".

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

ntype Wrote:I would catch some furry chick who would happen to wear some doggie costume and fuck her while she's wearing that costume. Clearly I would put those electric collars who would be put on "anything else than dog barks" so if the bitchs starts like "hewww I'm a....BZZZZZZT BZZZZ BZZZZT ... BARK BARK BARK".

You know that's against the rules. Pick a breed.

Hypothetically speaking.... - Vitamin E - 03-12-2007

If I'm giving....

I take SanDog!

Hypothetically speaking.... - snarg - 03-12-2007

make mine a st. bernard
with a small brandy barrel, of course, for afterwards
thanks

ps/ willing even without the grisly death alternative

Hypothetically speaking.... - ntype - 03-12-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You know that's against the rules. Pick a breed.

I'm not a big fan of dogs, they smell and are dumb like tombstones. nyhow..mmh wait it would be a little one because I don't want to face an angry pitbull who had just been sodomized.

Better to recycle the old standards :

little dog + duct tape (so he doesn't explode). Double plus you can do something else once you've put the doggie on your slong. I wouldn't think that fucking a big dog is somewhat practical.

Anyhow I think that this is illegal in most countries in the world you know.

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

ntype Wrote:I'm not a big fan of dogs, they smell and are dumb like tombstones. nyhow..mmh wait it would be a little one because I don't want to face an angry pitbull who had just been sodomized.

Better to recycle the old standards :

little dog + duct tape (so he doesn't explode). Double plus you can do something else once you've put the doggie on your slong. I wouldn't think that fucking a big dog is somewhat practical.

Anyhow I think that this is illegal in most countries in the world you know.

Much better answer. And don't worry about breaking the laws, this is only hypothetical.

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

I had a rottweiller attack me years ago. Grudgefucking a rottweiller might be fun. If I was gonna die otherwise, of course.

Hypothetically speaking.... - Blueeyedwoman - 03-12-2007

I would fuck livedog gladly!

Hypothetically speaking.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-12-2007

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I would fuck livedog gladly!

Doesn't count. Has to be a canine. Try again.

Hypothetically speaking.... - The Last Man - 03-12-2007

wtf...

You guys are fucking sick. Every last one of you.