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Red Neck Security System-funny - Fairiedust - 01-10-2008

HOW TO INSTALL A RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit
Bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up
real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
wait outside.

"Cooter"

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