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Newspaper ad's - greg - 05-01-2004

Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog - Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile.
There better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica: 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

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Newspaper ad's - Jimmy - 05-01-2004

"part sneaky neighbours dog"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Newspaper ad's - lad - 05-01-2004

last one cracked me up greg :lol: :lol:

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Newspaper ad's - Velvet - 05-02-2004

:lmao: they are great ones Greg

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Newspaper ad's - halfasleep - 05-02-2004

Quote:FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

Had one of them... MOSTLY stupid dog... around for over 10 years... the daughter who's being deployed to Iraq still defend her(the dog....)......


... pray for HER(the daughter)!!!!! :|








The nice thing is... she came 'home' on leave before going to Iraq...we will see her in a little while... .. she went to Atlantic City with her friends...




You see the glow in Royersford, Pennsylvania, can't you???? Bet you need goggles... don't you!!!!




Kids are great!!!!

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