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classic - who - 08-16-2008

Flumper Wrote:Insurgent wrote:
Post a grade 5 math question


Goby's mom has to meet her crack dealer at 9:00 a.m. sharp. If it takes her 15 minutes to blow the landlord so that he doesn't lock her out of her weekly motel room, 20 minutes to throw up her leftover macaroni casserole and then clean the puke from her sweat pants and 35 minutes to walk around her pimp's house so that he doesn't beat the crap out of her again, then what time should she kick the homeless guy out of bed and get up?

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In the first year of whoring herself in the ghetto, Goby's mom let's 1572 toothless crackheads pump their spunk in her low hanging vag. In her second year, she lets 1753 different bikers earn their redwings during her monthly visit from Aunt Flo. In her third year she is ass raped while sleeping under the bridge near the soup kitchen by 152 less men than bikers during her second year. How many men has she serviced in 3 years?

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Goby's mom is 357 lbs fatter than her sister Gertrude. Morris, the milkman, weighs 232 lbs in his socks and cap, which is 95 lbs more than Gertrude. Goby had an alcoholic uncle that used to take him camping and play with his genitals that weighed 22 lbs more than Goby's mom.

How much weight was on top of Goby when his alcoholic uncle was on top of him in the pup tent jackhammering his balloon knot?

:praise:

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classic - littlelolly - 08-16-2008

:loool:

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classic - minorthreat - 08-17-2008

$$$$$

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classic - quint - 08-18-2008

goby needs a tv series

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