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joke - Ntype - 11-06-2008

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Ave, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanked him and, again just walked away

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same US Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”

joke - BIRD33 - 11-06-2008

I sent a book I read to this woman I'm talking to in California.

I wrote on the inside "Never have I been jealous of a book until this one reached your hands.". How fucking cheesy is that? It makes me laugh at what I'll do to get laid.

joke - Banana - 11-06-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:I sent a book I read to this woman I'm talking to in California.

I wrote on the inside "Never have I been jealous of a book until this one reached your hands.". How fucking cheesy is that? It makes me laugh at what I'll do to get laid.

The fuck? Why are you talking to woman in California? Who are you and what have you done with Bird?

joke - BIRD33 - 11-06-2008

I met a chick in long beach while I was out there for work.She's 25 and has huge cans.I couldnt remember her name until she called and said hey its so and so.

joke - Banana - 11-06-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:I met a chick in long beach while I was out there for work.She's 25 and has huge cans.I couldnt remember her name until she called and said hey its so and so.


Alrighty then.

That is one helleva cheesy line.

joke - BIRD33 - 11-06-2008

Its beyond terrible.I couldnt keep a straight face while writing it.

joke - Banana - 11-06-2008

:lool: I'm sure she's swooning over it.

joke - BIRD33 - 11-06-2008

the way I figure it when I talk to her next I'll acknowledge to her yea that was cheesy and kind of laugh about it but knowing woman as I do there will be a small part of her that will be like Awwww.You all believe that shining armor crap.

joke - Banana - 11-06-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:the way I figure it when I talk to her next I'll acknowledge to her yea that was cheesy and kind of laugh about it but knowing woman as I do there will be a small part of her that will be like Awwww.You all believe that shining armor crap.

Fuck, you have no idea. I hate getting cynical as I age, but I gag when I see people visibly swooning over shit like that. And yet, 5 years ago, I would have lapped that up.

joke - BIRD33 - 11-06-2008

We all believe we are destined to be something or with someone.A random meeting at a bar can be twisted into "Fate".