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Flump and Jimmy - Banana - 01-16-2009

(these are the only people who listen to country, so all else can ignore)

Worst country song ever? I'm taking submissions.

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Flump and Jimmy - BIRD33 - 01-16-2009

I've got friends in low places.


End of thread.

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Flump and Jimmy - Banana - 01-16-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:I've got friends in low places.


End of thread.

They get WAY worse than that.

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Flump and Jimmy - BIRD33 - 01-16-2009

Cucumber Wrote:They get WAY worse than that.

No way.Its a clear sign you've entered a white trash only area.

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Flump and Jimmy - Banana - 01-16-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:No way.Its a clear sign you've entered a white trash only area.

Yeah, I guess I'm thinking of the more pithy ones.

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Flump and Jimmy - Paddy - 01-16-2009

What happens if you play a country song backwards?

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Flump and Jimmy - BIRD33 - 01-16-2009

I'm sure they can come up with a better one but thats the only one that I want to claw my eyes out when I hear it.

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Flump and Jimmy - Banana - 01-16-2009

Paddy Wrote:What happens if you play a country song backwards?

Your wife and dog come back, or something.

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Flump and Jimmy - BIRD33 - 01-16-2009

Cucumber Wrote:Your wife and dog come back, or something.

that "101 hysterical jokes" book for christmas is paying dividends.

Paddy you are phoning it in here.

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Flump and Jimmy - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-16-2009

I always hated "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette.

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Flump and Jimmy - quint - 01-16-2009

i like my women a little on the trashy side

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Flump and Jimmy - quint - 01-16-2009

elvira

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Flump and Jimmy - BIRD33 - 01-16-2009

Quint the shitty titty in warrington closed down.FYI.

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Flump and Jimmy - Banana - 01-17-2009

I hate, hate hate Holes in the Floor of Heaven. An excerpt:

One day shy of eight years old,
When grandma passed away.
I was a broken hearted little boy,
Blowing out that birthday cake.
How I cried when the sky let go,
With a cold lonesome rain.
My mom smiled, said: "Don't be sad child.
"Grandma's watching you today."

"'Cos there's holes in the floor of Heaven,
"And her tears are pouring down.
"That's how you know she's watching,
"Wishing she could be here now.
"An' sometimes if you're lonely,
"Just remember she can see.
"There's holes in the floor of Heaven
"And she's watching over you and me."

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Flump and Jimmy - quint - 01-17-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:Quint the shitty titty in warrington closed down.FYI.

i know warrington pretty well.
what and where is the shitty titty?
is that double visions?

did you see fox 29 news at 10 last night? kerri lee halket (canadian) had a see through balck top on. you could see her red bra. must have had lighting issues. she is smoking hot.

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Flump and Jimmy - BIRD33 - 01-17-2009

quint Wrote:i know warrington pretty well.
what and where is the shitty titty?
is that double visions?

did you see fox 29 news at 10 last night? kerri lee halket (canadian) had a see through balck top on. you could see her red bra. must have had lighting issues. she is smoking hot.

Its the multi colored strip club down the street from double visions.Across from the target.They had trannys pretending to be woman stripping there.

I don't watch local news so I don't know who she is.

When is Larry Mendte going to come out and tell his side of the story?Havent heard anything about him in forever.

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Flump and Jimmy - quint - 01-17-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:Its the multi colored strip club down the street from double visions.Across from the target.They had trannys pretending to be woman stripping there.

I don't watch local news so I don't know who she is.

When is Larry Mendte going to come out and tell his side of the story?Havent heard anything about him in forever.

i think mendte is laying low until the alicia layne suit is settled.
here is kerri lee with john bolaris

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