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Bird - Pickle - 01-28-2009
Amuse me.
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
I broke up with my last girlfriend via email that said I'm really busy right now and can't do dinner tonight being the last correspondence I had with her.
That was two months ago.My blackberrry keypad accidentally dialed her at 7 AM last monday and I picked up the phone not knowing that she was on the line and we had a very very awkward conversation.
Bird - Pickle - 01-28-2009
Good job, Casanova.
More.
Bird - Paddy - 01-28-2009
How was she?
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
She said it was about time I called to apologize and I pretended thats what I was doing (at 7am on a monday).I told her my mother has been sick which is sort of true and I've been under a lot of stress which is less true.She wants to get back together I think.Should I tell her I'm not interested in a relationship or should I get some sex and then go back to being a dick?
Bird - Banana - 01-28-2009
Latter. Why stop being a dick now?
Bird - Pickle - 01-28-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:She said it was about time I called to apologize and I pretended thats what I was doing (at 7am on a monday).I told her my mother has been sick which is sort of true and I've been under a lot of stress which is less true.She wants to get back together I think.Should I tell her I'm not interested in a relationship or should I get some sex and then go back to being a dick?
If she's been waiting around for an apology for two months - she'll probably mysteriously become pregnant if you have sex with her one more time.
Bird - Paddy - 01-28-2009
BIRD33 is going to die old and alone. Like snarg.
Bird - WoolyGoat - 01-28-2009
I thought you weren't a dick in real life?
Bird - quint - 01-28-2009
do you work with her? or see her around? then it is not worth the bs.
then again the devil (spork) on your shoulder would advise take her out for some atm action.
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
Pickle Wrote:If she's been waiting around for an apology for two months - she'll probably mysteriously become pregnant if you have sex with her one more time.
This just sent a cold chill up my back.
I think I'll go at it one more time(double bagged) but while making it clear I'm just not in a good place to be in a relationship right now.She's a nice girls so I feel bad but she's not smart enough and is into things like the Office and sex and the city.
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
Paddy Wrote:BIRD33 is going to die old and alone. Like snarg.
Its called having options, paddy.We all arent marrying for green cards.
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
WoolyGoat Wrote:I thought you weren't a dick in real life?
Life is not easy, friend.I can't be everything to everybody.
Bird - Pickle - 01-28-2009
Do you prefer cloth diapers, or disposables? I am getting a basket ready for the twin tweeties.
Bird - Banana - 01-28-2009
The Office is fucking funny.
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
Pickle Wrote:Do you prefer cloth diapers, or disposables? I am getting a basket ready for the twin tweeties.
unless she can get pregnant by osmosis I have nothing to worry about.
Bird - PinesChic - 01-28-2009
dont do it... Pickle's right.. it's a trap. We'd have to start callin you BigBird33. LOL it does have a ring to it tho. LOL
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
Cucumber Wrote:The Office is fucking funny.
It has its moments but its a little overrated.
I'm talking so into the office she went to some fucking convention out in Wilkes Barre to meet the cast.Freaking dork.
Bird - BIRD33 - 01-28-2009
oldielox Wrote:dont do it... Pickle's right.. it's a trap. We'd have to start callin you BigBird33. LOL it does have a ring to it tho. LOL
Shut the fuck up.
Bird - quint - 01-28-2009
Cucumber Wrote:The Office is fucking funny.
it is so scary when i see actual events and people in certain episodes.
michael and dwight interacting is a piss.