ONly suitable for kids 3 and over

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ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - Banana - 03-05-2009

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ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - PinesChic - 03-05-2009

I'll take the heart shape, but I ain't usin it for poop.

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - Banana - 03-05-2009

It won't work with puke, I don't think.

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - PinesChic - 03-05-2009

I was gunna use it for a different hole, not the poop chute Rolleyes

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - Banana - 03-05-2009

I'm not sure what that would do. It's for things that exit the body. DO you have thick substances existing your other hole? :eek:

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - PinesChic - 03-05-2009

Cucumber Wrote:I'm not sure what that would do. It's for things that exit the body. DO you have thick substances existing your other hole? :eek:

It looks long and cone like shaped... my mind is in the gutter today... never mind. lol

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - BIRD33 - 03-06-2009

Dear Prudie,
My boyfriend and I have been together for almost a year and a half now, and I love him dearly. He stays at my house a couple of nights a week, and there have been three separate occasions when he has wet the bed; however, he doesn't know that I know he wet the bed. I feel bad because I can tell when it happens that he's terrified and just praying to God that I don't roll over and realize that the bed is soaked. I just don't know how to tell him that I know. I don't want him to ever feel ashamed of it (my brother had this problem when we were growing up), and there is no way I would ever think less of him because of this. How do I broach the subject? I just want him to know it is nothing to be embarrassed about without embarrassing him.

—Sleeping With a Bed-Wetter

Dear Sleeping,
Unless you want to have a recurring dream that you're in steerage on the Titanic, you have to speak up. One of the loveliest things about intimacy is being accepted despite the least lovely things about us. Although you dread this conversation, ultimately it will relieve him. He probably goes to sleep each time he's at your place dripping with anxiety that by the morning he will have turned your mattress into a water bed. But since it's only happened three times in 18 months, the good news is that the overall forecast is for mostly dry conditions. At some relaxed time, just tell him in a low-key way that on a couple of occasions you noticed the bed was wet. Explain you're very familiar with this issue because your brother experienced it, and you don't want him to feel uncomfortable if it happens again. Tell him if he hasn't had a thorough urological exam, he needs one. This Web site discusses the possible causes of enuresis and describes some behavioral techniques that might be helpful. Being able to be open with each other about this will be a great investment in your relationship; and buying a waterproof mattress pad will be a great investment in the life of your bedding.

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - Jimmy - 03-07-2009

Slow day Mr. Bird?

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - BIRD33 - 03-07-2009

Its sir to you.

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - WoolyGoat - 03-07-2009

I don't see why those fun shapes would work

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - Ntype - 03-07-2009

I see the problem here, one word : pressure
I mean it's maybe really interesting for slow colon/semi-colon but I can tell you around here that when the chocolate factory is busy preparing the next delivery we don't slow down the supply chain to slow-motion.

On another classy note, do you know what a vagina looks like after love.

ever saw a dog eat a yoghurt ?

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - WoolyGoat - 03-08-2009

:loool:

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - PinesChic - 03-11-2009

Jesse Antartica Wrote:On another classy note, do you know what a vagina looks like after love.

ever saw a dog eat a yoghurt ?

you must be the wrong breed. ever heard of good to the last drop? my dog (s.o.) would never leave a mess.

I probably got this all wrong.. but yet again... my mind is in the gutter. I see a pattern here Rolleyes

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - BIRD33 - 03-11-2009

puke.

ONly suitable for kids 3 and over - PinesChic - 03-11-2009

yeah right... your freakin lickin it up right now.. admit it.. LOLOL