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Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-24-2009

I know none of you mouth breathers watch Celebrity Apprentice, but its worth a watch just to see Dennis Rodman and Jesse James.

Last week Rodman attempted to pick a fight with Clint Black (country singer). Anyway, Clint Black is pretty short. I would guess 5'-6" or so. And Rodman was in his face (or above his face) with his finger in his face threatening him. Clint Black walked away.

Later Trump asked Rodman with everyone around, what happened?

Rodman said it was just a misunderstanding. All is cool. Peace, whatever.

Then Jesse James said, "He chose to pick on the littlest guy on the team".

So Trump says, "Well, Jesse, what if he had done that to you".

Jesse James turns to Rodman, gives him the once over from head to toe and says, "I could take him out"


That guy is badass.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Banana - 03-24-2009

I like him and think he is brilliant, but he needs to move his mouth when he talks. He is mumbly and it makes him sound retarded.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-24-2009

Cucumber Wrote:I like him and think he is brilliant, but he needs to move his mouth when he talks. He is mumbly and it makes him sound retarded.

He is definitely the sleeping giant on that show. I would not be surprised to see him win the thing.

He's definitely the front runner on the men's team, unless it comes to raising money from friends, then he has no game.

Now the women have several strong players. That Playboy playmate is tough and so is Annie Duke. Then the two Rivers.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Banana - 03-24-2009

I find everyone on the women's team except Brandee insufferable to watch.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-24-2009

Cucumber Wrote:I find everyone on the women's team except Brandee insufferable to watch.

Well, I like Annie Duke. And you have to hand it to Melissa Rivers, she's pretty strong and her mom is just a natural.

Admit that some of those jokes she used on the video phone were funny.

"And the great thing is that I never have to go to the gynocologist again. I can just call him on my video phone."

"And with this phone people can now see my face when I talk to them. I spent $150,000 friggin dollars on this face. I want people to see it."

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Banana - 03-24-2009

Yes, Joan is hilarious, but pair her with her daughter, they become irritating. Melissa is about 50 now, she can handle herself, yet her mom steps in to save her?

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-24-2009

Cucumber Wrote:Yes, Joan is hilarious, but pair her with her daughter, they become irritating. Melissa is about 50 now, she can handle herself, yet her mom steps in to save her?

Yeah, that is kind of lame. And really unnecessary. They have an advantage being basically a "team". But that black chick fucked her self six ways to sunday last show when she brought Melissa into be fired. With or without her mom's help.

The one thing about that show that I find really creepy, is all the sexual innuendo's that trump throws out. Like the tongue kiss to Brandie. Where the fuck did that come from?

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Banana - 03-24-2009

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Yeah, that is kind of lame. And really unnecessary. They have an advantage being basically a "team". But that black chick fucked her self six ways to sunday last show when she brought Melissa into be fired. With or without her mom's help.

The one thing about that show that I find really creepy, is all the sexual innuendo's that trump throws out. Like the tongue kiss to Brandie. Where the fuck did that come from?

Yeah, he's a creep. I have no idea who Barndee is married to, so I'm not sure what he meant when he said that guy was going to get his ass kicked.

I loved Rodman's drunken "I love Russian bitches...er..girls. I meant girls. Sorry."

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-24-2009

Cucumber Wrote:Yeah, he's a creep. I have no idea who Barndee is married to, so I'm not sure what he meant when he said that guy was going to get his ass kicked.

I loved Rodman's drunken "I love Russian bitches...er..girls. I meant girls. Sorry."

I can't figure that guy out. If he is this dysfuncitonal in real life, no wonder his life has never made any sense. I don't ever think I have ever seen a bigger trainwreck of a person.

Next week, I think they are going to have an intervention with his drinking?

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Jimmy - 03-24-2009

Is Flumper a chick?

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Anhil8tor - 03-24-2009

He gets to fuck sandra bulluck too.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Banana - 03-24-2009

I don't know about "gets" to. "Has to" maybe

Jesse James is fucking cool. - BIRD33 - 03-24-2009

Wasnt he married to a porn star too?I never got how he goes from a porn star to bullock.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Anhil8tor - 03-24-2009

Cucumber Wrote:I don't know about "gets" to. "Has to" maybe

She is holding up nicely for a 50 year old or there abouts.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-25-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:Wasnt he married to a porn star too?I never got how he goes from a porn star to bullock.

Ex-wives: Janine Lindemulder and Karla James

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Jesse James is fucking cool. - Banana - 03-25-2009

Now, tell me who Brandee Roderick is married to.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-25-2009

Cucumber Wrote:Now, tell me who Brandee Roderick is married to.

Glenn Cadrez

154 draft pick in 1992 NY Jets. Played in Superbowl 33 (1999) as middle linebacker for Denver Broncos. Now he's a radio DJ I t hink.

I predict she will be Trump's next wife in a few years.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - BIRD33 - 03-25-2009

I think its safe to assume Sandra Bullock does anal.

Jesse James is fucking cool. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-25-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:I think its safe to assume Sandra Bullock does anal.

When Sandra Bullock must feel like the guy that gets paired up with someone after they had Tiger Woods as a partner the day before.

Sandra: I bet you've never had anyone try that before?

Jesse: Um. Oh yeah. Nope never had anyone do that before. You're an animal. Rolleyes