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1st post in 2yrs - NinjaBassist - 07-18-2009

During a recent trip to Vegas I had the chance to research a beast in its natural habitat...the hooker. I learned a few things 1) They are much like fast food, only seem appetizing when highly intoxicated. 2) Still very affordable in this down economy. Mine cost less then the food I bought at McDonalds where I met her. 3) Always strap up or you may come home with a hooker consolation prize.


1st post in 2yrs - WoolyGoat - 07-18-2009

how's the trailer these days?


1st post in 2yrs - NinjaBassist - 07-18-2009

It is hot as fuck right now. It is midnight and the thermostat is still reading 80 some degrees. I am way to cheap for AC, but on the plus side I found a hole where mice were getting in so I caulked a cd case in the whole. The kicker is the case is filled with rat poision so if they chew through that its over.


1st post in 2yrs - WoolyGoat - 07-18-2009

that's a hell of a trap


1st post in 2yrs - NinjaBassist - 07-18-2009

I used to use the actual rat traps, but I ended up breaking a finger one night after a few drinks and deciding I was voing to try and set it up


1st post in 2yrs - Anhil8tor - 07-20-2009

welcome back ninja!


1st post in 2yrs - who - 07-21-2009

yay


1st post in 2yrs - BIRD33 - 07-21-2009

What nationality was said hooker?


1st post in 2yrs - NinjaBassist - 07-21-2009

She was white and if I had a twin brother both me and him could hide behind her without ever being seen


1st post in 2yrs - BIRD33 - 07-21-2009

So she was fat.If this doesnt involve a dollar menu I don't get why you chose said hooker.


1st post in 2yrs - NinjaBassist - 07-21-2009

I was badly drunk and in Vegas there is no doller menu. Every once in awhile you want a waterbed thinking it would be fun, but to always realize it isn't


1st post in 2yrs - BIRD33 - 07-21-2009

Under $250?This is like that game show card sharks.


1st post in 2yrs - NinjaBassist - 07-21-2009

Hookers dont charge by the lb. If I was spendin that much I would at least want one that I'm not worried about getting caught with. Unless I was paying to give a hot carl to her. Number 15 on my things to do if I win the lotto