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NinjaBassist - 07-18-2009
During a recent trip to Vegas I had the chance to research a beast in its natural habitat...the hooker. I learned a few things 1) They are much like fast food, only seem appetizing when highly intoxicated. 2) Still very affordable in this down economy. Mine cost less then the food I bought at McDonalds where I met her. 3) Always strap up or you may come home with a hooker consolation prize.
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WoolyGoat - 07-18-2009
how's the trailer these days?
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NinjaBassist - 07-18-2009
It is hot as fuck right now. It is midnight and the thermostat is still reading 80 some degrees. I am way to cheap for AC, but on the plus side I found a hole where mice were getting in so I caulked a cd case in the whole. The kicker is the case is filled with rat poision so if they chew through that its over.
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WoolyGoat - 07-18-2009
that's a hell of a trap
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NinjaBassist - 07-18-2009
I used to use the actual rat traps, but I ended up breaking a finger one night after a few drinks and deciding I was voing to try and set it up
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Anhil8tor - 07-20-2009
welcome back ninja!
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who - 07-21-2009
yay
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BIRD33 - 07-21-2009
What nationality was said hooker?
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NinjaBassist - 07-21-2009
She was white and if I had a twin brother both me and him could hide behind her without ever being seen
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BIRD33 - 07-21-2009
So she was fat.If this doesnt involve a dollar menu I don't get why you chose said hooker.
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NinjaBassist - 07-21-2009
I was badly drunk and in Vegas there is no doller menu. Every once in awhile you want a waterbed thinking it would be fun, but to always realize it isn't
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BIRD33 - 07-21-2009
Under $250?This is like that game show card sharks.
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NinjaBassist - 07-21-2009
Hookers dont charge by the lb. If I was spendin that much I would at least want one that I'm not worried about getting caught with. Unless I was paying to give a hot carl to her. Number 15 on my things to do if I win the lotto