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Caption Please - Banana - 12-08-2009

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Caption Please - Anhil8tor - 12-08-2009

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-09-2009

Cucumber Wrote:.....

"Its so funny because I talk like a white guy and you drive like an asian!"

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-09-2009

Ladies and anal8tor,

What # of paramours does your husband need to hit before you will never take him back?Tigers wife can't go back can she? Its not like its a fling 4 years ago or a steady mistress that you can cut ties with.We're talkin bout a bakers dozen worth of strange vagina here.I can't see how he recovers his marriage after this but I guess he's still one of the most "special" people on earth so maybe that makes a difference?

Is this the biggest sports story of the year?Some I argue with say Mcnairs murder is bigger but I say no way.Its no affair its a full blown meltdown of epic proportions that will fundamentally change the way we view one of the greatest athletes of all time.At least tiger got it in before the year ended so he won't be nominated a year from now.

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Caption Please - CT280 - 12-09-2009

WATCH OUT FOR THE FLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Caption Please - Banana - 12-09-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:Ladies and anal8tor,

What # of paramours does your husband need to hit before you will never take him back?

Depends on if he's circumcized or not. If not, he's likely got AIDS and I don't want that shit. Luckily, Jimmy's penis is golden and he could have a few more lovers.
Now that the circumcision post quota has been met.....

I can't decide if Tiger's indiscretions were a power trip or a sign of real problem with him/his self-esteem/his love life/his marriage. I mean, this obviously happens all the time, but he stood to lose a whole lot here and did he just not realize that? Sounds like a huge power trip thing to me. I can't wait to see how this unfolds.

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Caption Please - Banana - 12-09-2009

"Sorry friend, I don't actually have the power to change your name to Cheetah Woods."

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-09-2009

His buddies and role models since he was 18 were Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley who are notorious cooze hounds so I think part of it was a power trip since thats what he thinks he's entitled to.Banging a chick from the local pancake house that you take your wife to is a little crazier then a power trip in my mind.He's asking to get caught.Thats more sex addiction to me.That term is so lame anyway.I have a sex addiction but I don't cheat on my girlfriend regularly(call me ladies!) but I would I guess with a super model.Do I need therapy?Its such a cop out.

This story has been an early christmast present for me.I'm the resident tiger hater amongst my friends and I never would predicted this big of a disaster.Maybe two or three women but 12?Gatorade just dropped him but I bet Nike will stick by him.They have too much money invested in him.

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-09-2009

"Well hello der Mr. Tiger Woods!Awful nice day for sum golf."

"Me look extra chinese next to you Mr. President"

Sin,

Flumper

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Caption Please - WoolyGoat - 12-09-2009

this might take down Tiger AND Nike Golf (the clubs anyway)

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-09-2009

Most golfers being old white guys will probably be able to look past this.

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Caption Please - WoolyGoat - 12-09-2009

I've never swung a Nike club before, but aren't they terrible? the only reason anyone buys them is because they're the ones Tiger uses...and Tiger's only using them because he gets paid to do so.

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-09-2009

WoolyGoat Wrote:I've never swung a Nike club before, but aren't they terrible? the only reason anyone buys them is because they're the ones Tiger uses...and Tiger's only using them because he gets paid to do so.

That square head driver they have is the hottest driver out there right now.Its easy to swing and kills the ball.Wedges arent terrible.Clubs are clubs and those wedges and irons all have shafts that nike doesnt make and the club faces are all similar no matter the manufacturer.Some are better but not by much.Tiger in the beginning swung all nike except for a titelist driver because nike couldnt replicate the results perfectly with their driver.They figured it out.

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Caption Please - Banana - 12-09-2009

"Even golf would get boring if I played the same hole over and over."

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-09-2009

"Tiger,two words....Kenyan bitches."

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Caption Please - Anhil8tor - 12-09-2009

I wonder why guys like this even bother getting married. Didn't Chris say Guys are only as faithful as their options. I have to believe that tiger woods has more groupies than motley crue in their heyday....


She can't go back. Unless its for more money..

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Caption Please - WoolyGoat - 12-10-2009

who the fuck is Chris?

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Caption Please - BIRD33 - 12-10-2009

I think he's resorted to copying and pasting comments on other message boards to here.

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Caption Please - quint - 12-10-2009

chris rock?

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Caption Please - CT280 - 12-10-2009

fucking.hate. this place.

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