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JCW - 01-04-2010
Hey everyone! New here, thought I'd do my noob duty and post an intro thread. Some of you I know, a lot of you I probably don't but I look forward to getting to know everyone.
A little about me: I'm 28 and from Canada. Please don't hold that against me! I'm a stay-at-home mommy to a 10-month-old so I have a surprising amount of time to waste online making jokes probably only I will think are funny. Besides being an Internet comedian, I'm into music (hard rock and old metal),MMA/ UFC (kind of a nerd about the sport), adult conversation (something I miss staying home with a baby all day) and a bunch of other crap that will come out eventually, I'm sure.
I think that's really all I have to say for now. Flame away!
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BIRD33 - 01-04-2010
I cannot imagine a better place for a stay at home mom to find adult conversation.Welcome!
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JCW - 01-04-2010
I heard there were a few other new mommies here and thought we could run "Aren't our babies cute?!?!" and "Identify what was for dinner in this poopy diaper" threads.
On a serious note, I'm just honoured the (in)famous BIRD33 decided to make a stop in my noob thread.
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leeman - 01-04-2010
Some one kick nanner outa her coma and have her come her ...
WC JCW.
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bam - 01-04-2010
Welcome!
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JCW - 01-04-2010
Thanks everyone!
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Banana - 01-04-2010
leeman Wrote:Some one kick nanner outa her coma and have her come her ...
WC JCW.
I've just come off a 5 month drinking binge. I have a 5 month old baby. Coincidence? I think not.
Welcome JCW!
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JCW - 01-05-2010
haha, 10 month old here, I smoke a lot of pot while he's asleep to maintain some sort of sanity.
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Banana - 01-05-2010
:lool: I see you are from Victoria. The pot thing makes more sense now.

Here in redneckville, we's drinks beer!
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JCW - 01-05-2010
I don't drink but sometimes I swear I'm almost driven to start. He hasn't slept a whole night once since being born. I know entirely too much about what's on TV at 4am. Hopefully you're having more luck in that department! I see you have two little ones though... ugh. You couldn't pay me enough to pop out another one.
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Banana - 01-05-2010
JCW Wrote:I don't drink but sometimes I swear I'm almost driven to start. He hasn't slept a whole night once since being born. I know entirely too much about what's on TV at 4am. Hopefully you're having more luck in that department! I see you have two little ones though... ugh. You couldn't pay me enough to pop out another one.
I'm in the same boat. I have a three year old too.
And the young one hasn't slept through the night yet, but pretty soon, he's getting ripped from my boob, so he'll learn. If he would have come out first, there wouldn't be two.
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JCW - 01-05-2010
Difficult babies, the best birth control there ever was.
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WoolyGoat - 01-05-2010
this thread went from 0 to suck in...well...as soon as banana showed up.
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JCW - 01-05-2010
And it's much better now that goat's here. :|
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WoolyGoat - 01-05-2010
it's certainly not any worse
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JCW - 01-05-2010
Just Jew-ier.
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WoolyGoat - 01-05-2010
how dare you
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Banana - 01-05-2010
I expected more from you goat.
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WoolyGoat - 01-05-2010
no you didn't
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Banana - 01-05-2010
That's true.
It's my new av, isn't it?