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A funny ... - leeman - 04-22-2010

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try cable jointers Everything inside them is colour-coded.'


The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

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A funny ... - BIRD33 - 04-22-2010

Yea that jokes too long.



SPRINGDALE, OH -- A former Tampa Bay resident is accused of wearing a Hollywood-style mask to disguise his race while robbing five banks in Ohio.

Detectives say 30-year-old Conrad Zdzierak used a mask known as "The Player" to alter his appearance and make him look African-American.




http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/pinellas/south/story/Cops-Seminole-man-robbed-banks-wearing-Hollywood/GmraSF2q8kK2fErj8LXLeQ.cspx

Genius.Some how I identify with this guy.

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A funny ... - snarg - 04-22-2010

BIRD33 Wrote:Yea that jokes too long.



SPRINGDALE, OH -- A former Tampa Bay resident is accused of wearing a Hollywood-style mask to disguise his race while robbing five banks in Ohio.

Detectives say 30-year-old Conrad Zdzierak used a mask known as "The Player" to alter his appearance and make him look African-American.




http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/pinellas/south/story/Cops-Seminole-man-robbed-banks-wearing-Hollywood/GmraSF2q8kK2fErj8LXLeQ.cspx

Genius.Some how I identify with this guy.

yeah, cause yer a white boy pretending to be balck
this is fairly definitive proof
what a fucking tard

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A funny ... - bam - 04-22-2010

Springdale? How did I not hear about this?

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A funny ... - BIRD33 - 04-22-2010

bam Wrote:Springdale? How did I not hear about this?

Too busy at whatever forum blondies taken you under her wing at?

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A funny ... - BIRD33 - 04-22-2010

snarg Wrote:yeah, cause yer a white boy pretending to be balck
this is fairly definitive proof
what a fucking tard

Fairly and definitive are two words that totally make sense next to each other!Do not slander me, sir.

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A funny ... - bam - 04-22-2010

BIRD33 Wrote:Too busy at whatever forum blondies taken you under her wing at?

lol She hasn't taken me under her wing anywhere

No- I'm seriously less than 5 minutes away from Springdale

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A funny ... - BIRD33 - 04-22-2010

Then get your head out of your ass, Bam.On that same page with the article another guy robbed a bank with a gorilla mask on.After checking the local Zoo's and seeing no gorillas were missing or had dye on their hands the police began to suspect something funny was going on.

Gorilla mask robber hits Lakeland bank

http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/story/Gorilla-mask-robber-hits-Lakeland-bank/Fhc7GEmTHUyBCyep4sD4TQ.cspx

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A funny ... - bam - 04-22-2010

Yeah, I saw that article when I pulled up the Springdale one.

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A funny ... - BIRD33 - 04-22-2010

Sure you did.

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A funny ... - bam - 04-22-2010

I don't care about Lakeland though- it's Florida.

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A funny ... - BIRD33 - 04-22-2010

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267805/Franck-Riberys-underage-prostitute-Zahia-Dehar-breaks-silence.html

'I love them all': Underage prostitute who slept with Franck Ribery and two other French football stars breaks her silence

You know sometimes guys just make me sick.I mean how could a guy ever be so sleazy to do something like this?







Oh ok.Now I get it.Damn!

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A funny ... - Anhil8tor - 04-22-2010

Anyone see we have football players with green thumbs?

http://www.theadvertiser.com/article/20100421/NEWS01/4210328/-1/NEWSFRONT2/UL-Football-players-face-drug-charges

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A funny ... - BIRD33 - 04-22-2010

Growing the pot on your balcony is probably not the best idea.

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A funny ... - Blondie - 04-23-2010

snarg Wrote:yeah, cause yer a white boy pretending to be balck
this is fairly definitive proof
what a fucking tard

OMG!!!! Isthis true???

What a fucking kook! :lool:

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A funny ... - Blondie - 04-23-2010

bam Wrote:lol She hasn't taken me under her wing anywhere

No- I'm seriously less than 5 minutes away from Springdale

Oh cool my monkeys posting about me in here too.


He's on "the ig" so I couldn't tell.

"Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie Blondie..etc......"

:lool:

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A funny ... - dodsno - 04-23-2010

BIRD33 Wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1267805/Franck-Riberys-underage-prostitute-Zahia-Dehar-breaks-silence.html

'I love them all': Underage prostitute who slept with Franck Ribery and two other French football stars breaks her silence

You know sometimes guys just make me sick.I mean how could a guy ever be so sleazy to do something like this?







Oh ok.Now I get it.Damn!

last but not least, she's the second from this excerpt of some kind of lame tv show that is haired around here (stuff for adolescents).
[video=youtube;LNdh-vVQ1VA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNdh-vVQ1VA[/video]

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