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Ten Things - Hambone - 05-21-2004

Top Ten Things
You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery

1. "Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."

2. "Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?"

3. "Oh No! Page 84 of the manual is missing!"

4. "Everybody stand back!
I lost a contact lens!"

5. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."

6. "Better save that.
We'll need it for the autopsy."

7. "Accept this sacrifice,
O Great Lord of Darkness."

8. "Whoa, wait a minute.
If this is his spleen, then what's that?"

9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
Look at that, he's got two of 'em."

10. "What do you mean,
You want a divorce?"

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Ten Things - Velvet - 05-21-2004

11: Well he only needs one to produce sperm :lol:

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