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Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - leucetios - 05-25-2004

This is some funny shit. Nice place you live in Lee Wink

Quote:STOCKHOLM, Sweden - The massive moose didn't take it for a joyride, but she did run off with Bjoern and Monica Helamb's bicycle, the couple said Monday.

The married couple was ready for the moose, which has visited their yard in Vuoggatjalme in northern Sweden annually since 1995 to snack on their roses. This year, though, they put their bicycle in front of the flowers in a bid to protect them.

"So we thought we would at least protect our favorite roses from her appetite by making it harder for her to get to them," Bojern Helamb told The Associated Press.

It didn't help.

The moose, dubbed "Droopy Ear" because of her deformed ears, slid her head through the bike's frame and munched on the roses last week, sating her appetite with a flowery feast.

"Then she disappeared, with the bike hanging around her neck," Helamb said.

He found the bike later, about 1,640 feet from the house, bent apart and beyond repair.

Despite purloining the bicycle, Droopy Ear came back over the weekend for roses, but was chased away by the couple.






Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - leeman - 05-25-2004

Well he couldn't ride a bike after all ....

But he tried to learn so he could utrun the hunters ...

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-25-2004

Quote: Well he couldn't ride a bike after all ....

But he tried to learn so he could utrun the hunters ...
Interesting. I get it. Leeman couldn't ride a bike after all. Umm.
I get it. Leeman tried to learn so he could utrun the hunters. :m:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - halfasleep - 05-25-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Sassy@May 25 2004, 11:06 AM
Quote:[b] Well he couldn't ride a bike after all ....

But he tried to learn so he could utrun the hunters ...
Interesting. I get it. Leeman couldn't ride a bike after all. Umm.
I get it. Leeman tried to learn so he could utrun the hunters. :m: [/b]
Yes, that is interesting.

You know him, Sassy. What you are saying is that it wasn't a Moose, but LEEMAN eating the roses in his neighbors' garden!!!!! Huh

Lee, you could of just moved the bicycle!!! :lol:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-25-2004

Quote: Yes, that is interesting.

You know him, Sassy. What you are saying is that it wasn't a Moose, but LEEMAN eating the roses in his neighbors' garden!!!!! Huh

Lee, you could of just moved the bicycle!!! :lol: 
This was not a yes or no question. I thought so too. Try sending mail to <a>drwallace@alicebot. org</a>. I like to socialize. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 'broke' her. Try being more or less specific.
I'm glad you find this amusing. :>

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - halfasleep - 05-25-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Sassy@May 25 2004, 11:31 AM
Quote:[b] Yes, that is interesting.

You know him, Sassy. What you are saying is that it wasn't a Moose, but LEEMAN eating the roses in his neighbors' garden!!!!! Huh

Lee, you could of just moved the bicycle!!! :lol: 
This was not a yes or no question. I thought so too. Try sending mail to <a>drwallace@alicebot. org</a>. I like to socialize. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 'broke' her. Try being more or less specific.
I'm glad you find this amusing. :> [/b]
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Welcome to Westworld, where nothing can possibly go wrooooonnnnnggg....*
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-25-2004

Quote:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:
Welcome to Westworld, where nothing can possibly go wrooooonnnnnggg....*
:lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp; :lmao:&nbsp;
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:fuck:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - leeman - 05-25-2004

Shut up Sassy ....


Try to reinitialise your self instead

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-25-2004

Quote: Shut up Sassy ....


Try to reinitialise your self instead
OK I'll stop talking now. OK I will try to reinitialise your self instead. :dev:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - halfasleep - 05-25-2004

Reboot!!!! :whee:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-25-2004

Quote: Reboot!!!! :whee:&nbsp;
You should never wish death upon anyone. Can you tell me any gossip?
^_^

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - halfasleep - 05-25-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Sassy@May 25 2004, 01:07 PM
Quote:[b] Reboot!!!! :whee: 
You should never wish death upon anyone. Can you tell me any gossip?
^_^ [/b]
Yes, I can gossip. I hear Bdic has a small dick

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-25-2004

Quote: Yes, I can gossip. I hear Bdic has a small dick
Tell me. Oh you can, can you? Who is saying Bdic has a small dick ? :lame:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - halfasleep - 05-25-2004

Leeman started the rumor.

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-25-2004

Quote: Leeman started the rumor.
"Who is saying Bdic has a small dick"? Leeman started the rumor?
:lmao:

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Undeadcannibal - 05-26-2004

I knew it. and I saw the...penis. He touched me with it.

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Mech - 05-26-2004

Sassy, your avatar sucks.

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-26-2004

Quote: Sassy, your avatar sucks.
Yeah, Is that a fact. Confused

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Mech - 05-26-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Sassy@May 25 2004, 08:44 PM
Quote:[b] Sassy, your avatar sucks.
Yeah, Is that a fact. Confused [/b]
Sassy, your a bitch with a bad attitude.

Swedish Moose Runs Off With Bicycle - Sassy - 05-26-2004

Quote: Sassy, your a bitch with a bad attitude.
That's me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog. ^_^