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So I took a shit in a grocery store restroom today...
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and my tape measure popped off my belt, hit the floor, bounced and rolled until it laid resting against the business end of the plunger in the corner. eeeew.
I didn't touch it. If anyone wants a free tape measure...
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8 will be all over that measuring stick.
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Cameltoe280 Wrote:8 will be all over that measuring stick.

Thanks for the heads up pecker head
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Raiden Wrote:and my tape measure popped off my belt, hit the floor, ...


i thought there was a special little pocket in those orange aprons they give you guys at home depot??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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Q Wrote:i thought there was a special little pocket in those orange aprons they give you guys at home depot??
That was really retarded, dude.
Nobody is going to think I work at Home Depot.
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Raiden Wrote:That was really retarded, dude.
Nobody is going to think I work at Home Depot.

Your right
Why carry a tape measure to work at Piggly Wiggley though?
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DO they even have Piggly Wiggly's in the west?

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:DO they even have Piggly Wiggly's in the west?

No.

The only one I've ever seen was in Wiscaaaansin.
I didn't even seem them in Bamalama.
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