08-02-2005, 06:13 AM
Copied from another forum where my actions are legendary:
"So some kid who saw my post in the GF blew someone else thread asks me today if I really have stolen some bitches purse only to be very surprised when I said that I have.
It all started when I started suspecting that a chick I was banging was stealing money from me. Now, I'm really on point with my money and anytime I don't know where a nickle went is outragous. Needless to say, the 2nd time a $20 was missing I got incredibly angry did the "oops, wrong hole" thing and stole all the cash out of this slut's purse at the end of the night.
After that I never did it or even thought about doing it until one night I was at a bar in the city with my friends and there was some bitchy older blonde...I don't remember how, cause I was pretty fucked up, but she and I ended up sitting at the bar doing shots and shit. Anyway..long story short...she got smashed and I got smashed and I ended up paying (not cheap bar and she was ordering expensive shit and not even drinking it...she didn't offer to pay either) for her cause I thought she was some hot peice of ass I wanted to nail.
Anyway we took a cab back to her house, fucked and fell asleep. 2 Hours later my cell rings I answer it...one of my friends from the bar asking if I need a ride home or what? I tell him yeah but I don't know where the fuck I am and I'll call him back.
She's still sleeping at this point and I go over to admire my work when I realize she's not hot at all! In fact...she's gross! Fucking alchohol..oh well..I'm getting dressed and in the process my hands find my money clip and then it hits me: I fucking spent a shitload of money on some old hag I didn't realy wanna fuck. Flashes of the bar and shots of Remy Martin XO fill my head...I get incredibly pissed...I look at her while I'm dressing...I get more pissed. My eyes hit her purse. I find her pocketbook and decide to reimburse myself for her drinks...I stop...I look at her again and decide she owes me money for sleeping with her. I take all the money left in her pocketbook and leave.
-SporK"
Ahh...the good ol days..
-Spork
"So some kid who saw my post in the GF blew someone else thread asks me today if I really have stolen some bitches purse only to be very surprised when I said that I have.
It all started when I started suspecting that a chick I was banging was stealing money from me. Now, I'm really on point with my money and anytime I don't know where a nickle went is outragous. Needless to say, the 2nd time a $20 was missing I got incredibly angry did the "oops, wrong hole" thing and stole all the cash out of this slut's purse at the end of the night.
After that I never did it or even thought about doing it until one night I was at a bar in the city with my friends and there was some bitchy older blonde...I don't remember how, cause I was pretty fucked up, but she and I ended up sitting at the bar doing shots and shit. Anyway..long story short...she got smashed and I got smashed and I ended up paying (not cheap bar and she was ordering expensive shit and not even drinking it...she didn't offer to pay either) for her cause I thought she was some hot peice of ass I wanted to nail.
Anyway we took a cab back to her house, fucked and fell asleep. 2 Hours later my cell rings I answer it...one of my friends from the bar asking if I need a ride home or what? I tell him yeah but I don't know where the fuck I am and I'll call him back.
She's still sleeping at this point and I go over to admire my work when I realize she's not hot at all! In fact...she's gross! Fucking alchohol..oh well..I'm getting dressed and in the process my hands find my money clip and then it hits me: I fucking spent a shitload of money on some old hag I didn't realy wanna fuck. Flashes of the bar and shots of Remy Martin XO fill my head...I get incredibly pissed...I look at her while I'm dressing...I get more pissed. My eyes hit her purse. I find her pocketbook and decide to reimburse myself for her drinks...I stop...I look at her again and decide she owes me money for sleeping with her. I take all the money left in her pocketbook and leave.
-SporK"
Ahh...the good ol days..
-Spork
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-SPorK
