08-04-2005, 05:09 AM
Gay guy goes to the doctor, and finds out he has an incurable STD. He is very distraught, and asks the doctor what he should do. The doctor says..."well, this could possibly help" They guy replies "oh doctor, anything, please help me!" The doctor replies "Ok, go home, eat lots of bananas, a green salad, take a laxative, eat some fiber pills, 2 habanero peppers and eat prunes to top it all off." The guy is very excited and says "Oh doctor, you think this will cure me?!?!" The doctor replies "No, but it'll show you what your asshole is supposed to be used for!