[Bill]

I think I found his american cousin.

http://inkcreate.netfirms.com/archive/helpme/bswc.html

[SanDog]

Ill Mitch, mohtherfucker.

[Bill]

Ill Mitch, mohtherfucker.

Yeah, that dood.

thanks bro.

[Oli-dogg]

Not Ill Mitch with his famous blue vest and red helmet!......

[Anhil8tor]

I was sposed to get an Ill Mitch shirt..

Tom never came through

[Oli-dogg]

I have a sneaky suspiscion that Tom is Ill Mitch.

Can I get a shirt too? I'll settle for a blue vest though.

[Oli-dogg]

Description:
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[minorthreat]

I introduced Tom to Ill Mitch.

[Oli-dogg]

I introduced Tom to Ill Mitch.

And I can see by the photo it made Ill Mitch's day.....

[Oli-dogg]

As for me, I make Ill Mitch 'sad and anger'.
The first rap I wrote was for him and I don't think he likes me anymore....

Ill Mitch, Ill Mitch, be my bitch
I'd pimp you out if it made me rich
I doubt I'd even make a dollar
Where's your mum at? Maybe I'll call her.

I could have been an Ill Mitch fan,
Damn... if it weren't for that gay-ass headband.
I liked you Mitch, it sure is a pitty.
Now I gotta kill this Russian hippy.

Before today I'd never heard of ya.
Soon I'll be known as the Ill Mitch murderer.
Not for real but I will kill you lyrically.
When Oli-dogg battles - Ill Mitch is history.

There's no point hidin' and no point runnin'
Ini mini mo, which hand is my gun in?
Both hands Mitch you stupid knob-jockey.
I always come strapped with my Nine AND a shotty.

You've got no skills just a sleeveless blue jacket,
And a $2 skateboard, I've seen you stack it.
Put down the mic you know it's all over.
I'll smash your skate board and run you over.

If bad raps were a crime - Ill Mitch is convicted
If rhymes paid the rent - Ill Mitch you're evicted.
I hope you don't plan to give up your day job,
Ill Mitch you can't rap OR ride a skateboard.

The saddest website I've seen on the net.
How much gayer can a gay Russian get?
I'll make an assumption from some of your poses -
Ill Mitch is gay and his boyfriend knows this.

Does anyone want to see Ill Mitch rap?
Or would you prefer to see him get biitch-slapped?
I'm not always violent but I can be hostile
To a rappin' retard straight outta Moscow.

Bring it on Mitch, you like to Punch While Rap?
You rap, I'll punch. How about that?
Don't be afraid to say something back.
Come on let's battle or are you too wack?

Hold up, wait - Mitch might even win this.
He knows how to pose and he's got gooder English.
I'm scared of the helmet he wears on his head.
So maybe I'll diss all his fans instead.

To the Ill Mitch fans who visit this forum,
I've read your raps and suffered the boredom.
This website acts as a retard magnet,
Attracting gay rappers from all over the planet.

F*ck Ill Mitch and an Ill Mitch fan,
When it comes to rap battles, Oli's the man.
Ill Mitch fan club? ...Or retard Academy?
Step up, biitches. Who wants to battle me?

[Raiden]

This board is fast and danger.

ROFFLEZ....I'ma git me wunna dem.